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Quack 1 point

What is the minimum requirement for attractiveness that you need to speak to women?

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Quack 1 point TRIPS GET

Most people in public won't make fun of you but it's a different story at school

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Quack 2 points TRIPS GET
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>laughed at me and made short gestures when i was lifting weights

>called me a "pedophile" even though i am the youngest kid in the entire grade when some normie wanted to introduce me to girls as a stupid joke

>made lots of short jokes

>asked me out as a joke

Why are females like this? Why can't they mind their own business and avoid attacking innocent betas? Why does everyone assume that the poor loner who "gets no bitches" is the most perverted while Chads are glorified and seen as angels?

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Quack 2 points

True

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Quack 2 points

I didn't say all Redditors(I said most because I came from Reddit)

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Quack 1 point

>be milktoast

>mom thinks he is a weirdo for some reason

>milktoast thinks that this is for no reason and that he didnt do anything

>goes on Mainchan to tell his story in the form of a greentext

>writes

Hang out with my 15 year old cousin

Mom tells me (23yrs old) to keep that door open

>tfw milktoast just got exposed on 4k on Mainchan

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Quack 1 point

No. That is a terrible idea. The suffix, "chan" perfectly captures the anonymous nature of this website. Furthermore, most users are already used to the name, "Mainchan". Trying to appeal to Redditora by changing the name will attract the wrong types of people to this site.

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Quack 1 point

I will get bullied and everyone is biased against me :(

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Quack 1 point

Beta Manlet Simulator: Experience life from the perspective of a depressed beta manlet. Complete quests, fight bullies, and have boss fights against manlet haters and their simps! Work out and gain muscle quickly and beat lanky bullies!

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Quack 2 points

Because I am still in high school and am

-5’1

-ethnic-looking

-socially inept

Guess I am on track to becoming a wizard, Mainbros.

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Quack 2 points

General Rule To Determine who is the asshole in an r/amitheasshole post

Female-NTA

Male-YTA

works 99% of the time because redditors are simps

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Quack 2 points

Sucks to lose $500 when you don't have a job. My condolences, mainbro :( My day was the exact same as every other day. Nothing important happens and I simply exist.

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Quack 4 points

>tfw Cicero is a normie living a normal life

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Quack 1 point

School is basically a place where the normie teachers expect students to socialize(which is impossible for me due to reasons which you are already aware of). This is actually a way of getting students to accept behaving like sheep at the expense of the mental health of people like me.

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Quack 3 points

I feel happy for you, mainbro. Enjoy your life. Too bad I can't hang out with people my age because I will get bullied.

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Quack 1 point

I will since I won't be forced to spend time around normies and simps anymore.

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Quack 1 point

$2,000 for a shoutout? I already gave Mainchan a shoutout in front of my entire school once but I got in trouble

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Quack 1 point

Shut the fuck up before I beat the shit out of you (in Minecraft)

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Quack 2 points

Thanks, fren, for being a Mainbro

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Quack 2 points

bruh Mainbro

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Quack 1 point

School is finally over so now I can chill with my mainbros more

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Quack 2 points

Please do Mainchan a favor and commit "leap from building.exe"(in Minecraft)

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