People are always like saying that just dry wiping is gross because you leave doodoo on your skin but I think I'm not ready for the full bidet experience so I was thinking maybe some quality personal wipes would be the right choice for me.
Ideally something with a nice fragrance. I'm thinking coconut.
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Ok guys I got dude wipes and cottonnelle wipes I will have a very fresh bum. Dude wipes have dumb branding but maybe they are good idk, the kind with eucalyptus. I hope for a mild burning sensation.
just remember, flushable means it will go down your toilet. Not that it won't fuck up your pipes.
Well at least I got homeowners insurance and one of those long toilet augers. Once it leaves my house it's the town's problem.
you guys wipe?
No, but my bathroom sink is within reach so I dab the toilet paper under a trickle of running water then I wipe my hairy fucking punished asshole............
Wipes FTW. Back in my broke days I knew I was living large when I could afford to splurge on mouthwash and baby wipes. It was like ghetto fabulousness achieved.