People are always like saying that just dry wiping is gross because you leave doodoo on your skin but I think I'm not ready for the full bidet experience so I was thinking maybe some quality personal wipes would be the right choice for me.
Ideally something with a nice fragrance. I'm thinking coconut.
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No, but my bathroom sink is within reach so I dab the toilet paper under a trickle of running water then I wipe my hairy fucking punished asshole............
just remember, flushable means it will go down your toilet. Not that it won't fuck up your pipes.
Well at least I got homeowners insurance and one of those long toilet augers. Once it leaves my house it's the town's problem.
Wipes FTW. Back in my broke days I knew I was living large when I could afford to splurge on mouthwash and baby wipes. It was like ghetto fabulousness achieved.
Ok guys I got dude wipes and cottonnelle wipes I will have a very fresh bum. Dude wipes have dumb branding but maybe they are good idk, the kind with eucalyptus. I hope for a mild burning sensation.
you guys wipe?