You have unlimited developers, time, and budget. You can't do things that are physically impossible (ie, multiplayer time travel)

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[–] Warren 6 points *

chasing down reddit moderators, and forcing them to go outside

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[–] Gru 3 points

what about admins?

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[–] EtTuChud 2 points

Those are boss encounters

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[–] ANGUSPOUNDER -1 point

Imagine you are a typical Roman commoner and you enter the toilets one day to find them empty and a clean spot just for you. Just after relaxing and getting comfortable you hear a noise and your sphincter tenses. This guy walks in with an air of urgency, already pulling his tunic up over his gut, and to your annoyance he sets his ass down directly opposite you with a clear "slap" as his cheeks make contact with the moist stone. An air of annoyance washes over you at the sight of this fat cunt intruding on your rare moment of privacy, which he apparently picks up, locking eyes with you and giving you this death stare that seems to say "do you think I give a fuck you little shit". To your surprise he was already in the process of release and almost immediately he leans forward on his fat legs with their huge calves in an awkward squat as though he is about to pounce, air escapes the now severely strained and tense pile of meat and flab that is his corpulent body generating a perverse and unusually loud and lengthy animalistic growl. You detect something perverse about it all, something freudian and neurotic, as though this guy might be your father and this is the noise he made as he was seeding your mother's womb, the display of dominance taps into the darkest reaches of your subconscious making you feel as coy as a qt blonde germanic slave boy stripped for buyers at the market, come to think of it you remember this guy being among them that day. It almost starts to become unreal and terrifying until it stops to be replaced by the sound of semi-hard diarrhea dropping out of him and flopping onto the edge of the toilet. Then it is over, he breathes a very vivid sigh of relief and still lifting up his skirt waddles over to the cistern, giving you a friendly nod as he spreads his monstrosity of an ass and feels the water cleanse his punished anus. He mutters something about constipation and prune pudding, dries himself and leaves.

How would you feel?

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[–] Gokturks_are_furries 4 points

historically accurate Gulag management sim. There's already games about Soviet border security and regular prisons, so I'm sure there's a market for this.

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[–] ANGUSPOUNDER 3 points

what are the games about soviet border security

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[–] Gokturks_are_furries 2 points

what Et Tu said.

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[–] EtTuChud 1 point

Papers Please is

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[–] DM_ME_YOUR_NUDES 2 points

TOTK meets Elden Ring

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[–] NecroSocial 2 points *

An action-adventure MMORPG set in the complete pre-V5 "World of Darkness" universe (meaning all the lore from pre-2004 Vampire: The Masquerade, Werewolf: The Apocalypse, Mage: The Ascension, Wraith: The Oblivion, Changeling: The Dreaming, and Hunter: The Reckoning combined).

Players would customize a human avatar and set off to become whatever type of entity they choose through their gameplay choices. Avatars would have certain base attributes that would influence their positions in life at the start of the game (for instance players could choose to start as a wealthy businessperson or aristocrat if they want to court membership in the vampire clan Ventrue or the mage faction The Technocracy's convention The Syndicate. Start as a punk or biker gang member to move in the same circles city Gangrel, a jungle tribesman to be near Uktena Werewolves or Dreamspeaker mages, etc. etc...)

Another option would be just playing as a mundane human and letting the game choose your fate. Maybe your character comes upon a person being mugged and decides to fight off the robber, getting killed in the process. The next scene you wake up in the afterlife realm of Stygia, a new recruit to the Grim Legion.

Maybe the robber is actually a weak caitiff vampire that you manage to fend off after seeing what they are. Maybe you start seeking out and destroying such weak vampires attracting the attention of a Messenger who leads you to become a Hunter who battles creatures of the night. Or perhaps your vampire slaying spree results in vamps from clan Assamite seeking to embrace you by force, or you getting recruited by the Technocracy.

Perhaps your avatar comes upon a dying man and before you can call for help light erupts from the man's body and enters yours, you are now the very rare person given a Fae soul in adulthood (they usually inhabit children before birth), a Changeling.

Anyway, once a character's path is set they'd play out all sorts of World of Darkness scenarios as missions, world events, challenges etc. They'd level up their abilities and their avatar's position in society vying for power against all the other factions and entities in the game. The end game would allow players to enjoy various types of gameplay from sci-fi FPS (a Technocrat Void Engineer in the Border Corps Division fighting off invading aliens), to puzzles (first to escape the ever changing Tremere chantry survives), to fighting (Akashic Brotherhood mages martial arts dueling each other or underground fight clubs where all types can pit their skills against each other) and so on.

The game would be the ultimate realization of the original The World of Darkness before everything went through a million changes after 2004. I know I'd play the ever loving feck out of it.

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[–] EtTuChud 2 points

GOD DAMM big if you wrote all of this yourself

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[–] NecroSocial 2 points

Haha, thanks yeah I just imagined the World of Darkness game I've been wishing they would make.

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[–] larina3315 2 points

Rimworld but with Skyrim graphics

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[–] mrawesome 1 point

This one is tough. Personally, if I had billions, I would create a Visual Novel company and kick off 'American Anime' which is just Anime, but made in USA.

I would probably make another gatcha wifu game as well, but powered by AI

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[–] Gru 1 point

Pokemon in Genshin Impact style, with real time battle.

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[–] ANGUSPOUNDER 2 points

Pokemon in Black Desert style

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[–] Gaystation 2 points

Genshin impact

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[–] larina3315 1 point

check the PokeWorld mod for Rimworld

not 3D but uhh still interesting

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[–] ANGUSPOUNDER 0 points

check out my Poker in Rimjob World

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[–] jerome 1 point

Delicious tacos and burgers.

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[–] EtTuChud 1 point
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[–] Quack 1 point

Beta Manlet Simulator: Experience life from the perspective of a depressed beta manlet. Complete quests, fight bullies, and have boss fights against manlet haters and their simps! Work out and gain muscle quickly and beat lanky bullies!

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