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ymous 2 points

There have always been precisely two Mainchan users. 1) The admin and 2) [REDACTED] who operates all the other accounts.

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ymous 2 points

Snake. I recently revived my old Nokia phone just to play some old-fashioned snake. It probably doesn't count as "old" to some people, but for a zoomer like me, it feels old. I have memories of me spending way too much time on my Nokia phone playing snake as a child. I think it was the only game I could play without having to ask my mother for permission to use her computer.

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I can relate. When I'm on the internet, I just talk about internet stuff. I typically tend to avoid talking about my real life whilst online. I get too preserve some of my anonymity, but at the same time, shit can get boring real quick.

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ymous 2 points

Laos.

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Typically people don't realise that it's a paid service. You've already "agreed" to it by ticking all the terms of service. Even the wizard won't mention anything about the money before he's finished installing. Then, after he's done everything, you can't just back out of the deal. He also won't leave until you pay.

I remember that one time when I went to court because of this. They were gonna force me to pay $99 for a "wizard" that helped me install XVideoDownloader_Windows_PremiumPlus_FreeTrial.exe. I won the case actually. My lawyer found a loophole in the "agreement" with the installer. A wizard must be male. That's in the very definition of the word. The person who helped me install the software was a female, therefore the wizard-dispatching company violated their own contract. After this incident, they started writing "witch/wizard" in the agreement though.

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I used to think that Italians live in Haiti before seeing your comment. This probably also means that Italy is not inhabited by Haitians as I used to believe.

I cannot digest this. It cannot be. Don't tell me my knowledge of geography was false this whole time. Who lives in Italy then? Italians???

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ymous 2 points

Omg I like claiming stuff too. I want to claim google.com. I think it'd be a stable source of income.

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Ventilation system. "To vent" means to install a ventilation system in your home. I assume that OP either took up cooking or is building a thermonuclear reactor. In both cases, a ventilation system is favorable, however it may come at a cost, therefore OP wants to get some feedback from the community before proceeding with the purchase and installation of a ventilating system.

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ymous 2 points

For real?

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ymous 2 points

I think this question has a good potential for a deep philosophical discussion, however I don't quite understand a few statements that you are making.

You are saying

colors cannot be defined without relying on other words to define them

but is it possible to define anything at all without relying on other words?

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ymous 2 points

I like this part

Please also note that this is NOT A PORNOGRAPHIC SITE and even though there may be suggestive content, it is not the main focus or intent and is strictly for educational purposes.
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ymous 2 points

From time to time.

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ymous 2 points

Did you find this on /mu/ ?

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ymous 2 points

I can vibe with this.

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Aight. I just happened to see folks talk about this stuff on /mu/. Thought you might have heard it from there. Cuz that's where I have heard about this album (and the band too) for the first time.

I liked the music at first because it was kinda chill, but then I got bored of it.

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ymous 2 points

No, but a lot of memories. You'll have to trust my words.

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ymous 2 points

Sure.

It all started somewhere in the summer of 2021. At this point in time I realised that I gotta do something about the pandemic. Something more than just being a model citizen by spending 8 hours a day on Reddit (which I already was). So I decided to travel back in time. I wasn't sure how I was gonna do that, so I searched up a tutorial online. I got this nice little webpage that told me that to achieve time travel, I must reset my PC clock and then delete system32. Obviously, I am not an idiot, therefore I realised that deleting system32 was put there for some trollin and will only fuck up my machine, so I skipped that part.

I had everything ready to go back to 2019 when I remembered that I'd need a way to come back to the present. Obviously you can't forward your PC clock to go forward in time. That's plain stupid. After some more searching, I found an article that talked about forward time travel. Apparently I needed a creature that is capable of curving time. The article also had a list of such creatures and one of them happened to be a duck. This was great because I had a duck shop right across the street.

The duck shop keeper didn't want to accept my fake bitcoin coins as payment so I had to go full gangster mode and steal the duck. Once I had the duck ready, I quickly reset my PC clock to summer 2019 and stepped out of the house. The cool 2019 summer wind was gently blowing over me as I was walking down the street thinking what should I do next. I figured that the first person I must inform about the pandemic should be the duck shop keeper. I strolled into his shop and told him about the unfortunate happenings that are gonna happen in a year. I don't think he listened to me as he kept on eyeing my duck. At the end of my speech he asked me "why did you steal my duck?". I told him that I didn't steal it yet because we were in 2019 and the theft act was gonna occur in two years from now. He told me that he just watched the cameras and saw me grabbing the duck from his cages. At this point I remembered that I did something like that back in 2019. I told the duck shop keeper that that is not the most important thing he should be focusing right now because getting a duck stolen in 2019 is nothing compared to having the whole shop closed down in 2020. The dude just stared at me like "so this is the second time you're doing this?". At this point I noticed that the dude's calendar had "2021" written on it. This was solid evidence. The duck shop keeper was an insane person who thought that they were living in the future.

I was getting bored so I decided to quit. I let the duck go and followed it just as was described in the article. If you take a duck from the future into the past, it would always find a way back. As soon as I heard an ambulance rushing past me, I knew I was back in my time. Then, suddenly, I felt the presence of the duck shop keeper. He was walking behind me the whole time! I literally just took this man from the past back into the future.

Not only did I completely fail my mission, but I also left a duck shop unattended for two years.

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ymous 2 points

So many people quiting at the start of 2024. Quite a few big youtubers decided to stop making content.

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I watch ads.

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ymous 2 points

My condolences.

Becoming a billionaire is simple, just follow these two easy steps:

1) Get a job that pays one million per month.

2) Work for one thousand months.

Alternatively, if currency is not the issue here, you can take about 50 thousand US dollars and exchange that for just slightly more than 1 billion Laotian kip (or any other currency with funny exchange rates).

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ymous 2 points

That's awesome. I wish you could lose it and then get it back again.

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I kinda agree with you, but I would like to point out that acquiring a native language as a child is not the same thing as trying to learn a language later on in life. A child's ability to learn is much greater. Read: Child language acquisition.

Also, I would like to add that communicating in a language is a key step in learning it. You can consume as much content as you can, but unless you actually practice, there won't be much progress. This is where I always fail. I don't like talking to people.

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ymous 2 points
What about communicating online? Even just via text? I feel like my English has improved tremendously after just chatting with people online on various forums and message boards.

I guess that helps too. You can grab a bunch of words off Reddit and throw them at people in real life to make them doubt their own proficiency in English.

Verbal communication is still the best way to improve spoken language I think.

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ymous 2 points

There were some posts on Reddit promoting Mainchan too.

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ymous 2 points

Never experienced this type of thing. I mostly use the mobile app on Android, which I find glitching out from time to time. Sometimes scroll stops working or audio stops playing for whatever reason. I had other glitches too, but I don't remember details.

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