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SorbianSwitzerland 1 point

Not autistic enough, imagine paying for DND on your computer, imagine. Is like the new way of Dwarf Fortress players on steam, disgusting.

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SorbianSwitzerland 1 point

Christmogged.

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SorbianSwitzerland 1 point

Nigga you don't know shit.

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SorbianSwitzerland 4 points

God has his favorites.

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SorbianSwitzerland 2 points

I almost crushed a baby whilst going down a water slide, I was being chased during a retarded game of tag at the indoors waterpark. I also had some anxiety and stress about unrelated shit before that, so didn't pay attention to where I was going.

Is my fault that shit happend, but why the fuck did they have such a young child outside the shallow waters? Sure there parents were there at the end to pick them up and give me a ear full for almost drowning their toddler, but what the fuck lady? I couldn't see that shit ahead of time.

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SorbianSwitzerland 2 points

>I one time was trying to clear space for the game genshin impact

deserved.

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SorbianSwitzerland 1 point

STOP POSTING ABOUT baldur's gate 3! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord its fucking memes. I was in a server, right, and ALL the channels are just baldur's gate 3 stuff. I showed my DND campaign to my friend, and then I picked up the D20 dice and said "Hey bro, when the D20 is sus! HAHA! Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding DiDiDing!" I fucking looked at a trash can and I said "That's free loot!" I looked at my penis, I thought of the bear scene and I go "BEAR? MORE LIKE BEAR-SEX!" AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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SorbianSwitzerland 1 point

Blessed.

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SorbianSwitzerland 2 points

Who needs bread? I eat that shit whole grain.

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SorbianSwitzerland 1 point

I fucking love science

Can you even imagine (way back in the past when)

We thought that storms were caused by petty gods fighting on top of a mountain

And yeah

I like a good story

But eventually it's gunna bore me if it doesn't have that truth

That incontravertable, testable, repeatable proof!

I fucking love science!

And I love Charles Darwin

'Cuz I don't think it's bold to question what you're told if you're told that the world's a thousand years old

There's nothing here to argue against

It's a process not an ideology

And I fucking love science

Sometimes people ask me (of all of the centuries)

Which I'd pick to live life in

Well that's prety easy

Right now!

If you think objectively

If you like hot running water

And memory foam beds

And tv shows

And cell phones

And not being dead

You fucking love science!

And I fucking love Carl Sagan

'Cuz I think it's fly to look up at the sky and never, ever, ever stop wondering 'why?'

There's nothing here to argue against

It's a process not an ideology

And I fucking love science

Wooley Mamoth embrios

Vaccines for smallpox and pollio

Your TV set, the internet

Your PS4, supersonic jets

Exoplanets, galaxies, DNA, Germ Theroy, reletivity

Just take a sec to think about it

How screwed we would be without it!

(Drum Solo)

I fucking love science!

And I love Rosalind Franklin

'Cuz I wanna dye remembering why the truth is more important than winning a prize

There's nothing here to argue against

It's a process not an ideology

And I

Fuck

-King

Love

Science!

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s/2balkan4you · Posted by SorbianSwitzerland 1 year ago
SorbianSwitzerland 1 point

Most guys would take just about anybody so long they had the right genitalia. I don't know, mabye femcels exist, but I rarely see women alone, and if they were femcels how would I even meet up with them in the first place?

Guys put themself out there all the time, it just dosen't seem anybody wants 'em. So that's why i'm always confused by these types of questions. Guys want to date, they just don't get the opportunity to do it with somebody.

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SorbianSwitzerland 1 point

No shit, around albanians never relax. Something ain't right with them these days.

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SorbianSwitzerland 2 points

Is due to the drug trade mafia holding so much power over there.

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They still are working for a company that is actively making the Internet a worse, less private, and more censored place. I get not being mad at a postman for working in a shit company, or respecting the staff of a hotel. I can't though extend the same type of leniency to people who are on terms with FEDs on my shit list.

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SorbianSwitzerland 1 point

wasn't the og r/teenagers full of adults and groomers?

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SorbianSwitzerland 1 point

Check soundcloud for stuff like it: https://soundcloud.com/lizardboykyle/computer-kid-girldog-cover

The guy that made the cover got doxxed, would post the full story, but is also in the description of the Youtube version, and the link for me dosen't work. So find it on your own.

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SorbianSwitzerland 2 points TRIPS GET *

You must never had siblings in order to like that type of trash. Incest is a real dealbreaker for me.

My own fav games aren't too obscure, it would either have to be really new or just appealing to a really specific fetish.

I guess my choice is not that unknown, is just few games about Slime Girls get proper translation work. So i'll just go with Nursery Slime

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