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SorbianSwitzerland 1 point

Me trying to sneak out of the hospital after they refused to give me pants that would fit my fixed assets.

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SorbianSwitzerland 1 point

Imagine paying to not own something, just the promise you will have access to it for a while.

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SorbianSwitzerland 1 point

Piracy offers a better service, big suprise.

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SorbianSwitzerland 1 point

4.259 seconds. I could get better at this, but the start is real jank and I feel this would reward memory more than reaction skills.

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SorbianSwitzerland 2 points

Man that is a shame. I love chickens, and even more eating them. The ants got a great feast, that's for sure.

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SorbianSwitzerland 1 point

Be happy with the life you have been given. I found it hard to enjoy to life till I accepted who I am and what made it possible for me to exist. I would like to be better looking, or have some romance is my dull existance, but for the most part i'm content with what makes me who I am.

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SorbianSwitzerland 1 point

Don't make good food if is not meant to be eaten (by anybody else).

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SorbianSwitzerland 1 point

I did that for over half a year, was okay but I started to miss gaming a bit.

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SorbianSwitzerland 1 point

Isn't sun bad for peak gaming activity? That is why I suck at games, I spend too much time outside.

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SorbianSwitzerland 1 point

One hour of a guy showing footage and his own face back and forth? No thanks blud.

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Is true.
s/cats · Posted by SorbianSwitzerland 1 year ago
SorbianSwitzerland 2 points
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Brutal Legend (youtube.com)
s/games · Posted by SorbianSwitzerland 1 year ago
SorbianSwitzerland 2 points

Damn, and here I thought wealth could buy you happiness.

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New Rave Bop (youtube.com)
s/aivoice · Posted by SorbianSwitzerland 1 year ago
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Goes so hard (youtube.com)
s/aivoice · Posted by SorbianSwitzerland 1 year ago
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Ballin (youtube.com)
s/aivoice · Posted by SorbianSwitzerland 1 year ago
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Goes hard. (youtube.com)
SorbianSwitzerland 2 points

Even if they did, it wouldn't save the "dish".

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