What would you discuss if you were at a tea party with talking cats?

where to score some primo cat-nip

Id probably lay off the LSD for a while.

Meow Mix, because that's the only thing they can talk about!

The best colors for yarn balls to have.

I'd love to demolish a blue one.

Nothing just eavesdrop on their world domination plans

I'm so alone, original comment

would I be a cat too, or the only human at an all cats party?