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This literally just happened like an hour ago
So, last night I got a match with a nice looking girl on Hinge. Sweet!
She say she prefers to talk on snapchat. Well, I haven't had a snapchat account in months, but I had friends on their who haven't seen me in a while, I say, whatever, what the hell, why not, whip up an account and dm her.
Today after work I come home and she's responded with a 'hey what are you doing'
We start talking, it's going well, she does this thing where she randomly interrupts whatever subject we're on with 'random questions', one of which was 'are you an introvert or an extrovert'. After about 20 minutes of continued back and forth she hits me with the OF link, and I get cagey.
"Why is this necessary"
"I want to show you the goods"
"we literally just started talking"
"I want to take this further, I'd feel safer on OF"
"So you want to hook up right away?"
"I'd feel safer on OF"
"what if I don't want sex or nudes?"
"Then I'd get bored"
"We quite literally just started talking 20 minutes ago"
"Random question: what is your biggest green flag?"
"Women who don't sell their bodies"
"Well thanks for judging me like literally every guy out there"
"You say you'd feel safer not meeting in person right away but you're down to show me nudes immediately?"
"Random question: are you an extrovert or an introvert"
I suspected this person was a bot or a pusher or something but repeating the 'random question' twice within 15 minutes made that a certainty, so I spammed the N word several times in all caps along with rapid rambling typo-ridden rants for about 2 minutes then told them to kill themselves before blocking and reporting the account on hinge and snap.
It's a disappointment but I'm not going to sell my dignity under any circumstances.
Yet another decisive Crockhead victory!
IN other news, a girl unmatched me on Hinge after I told her that I liked listening to schizos rant on the internet because they and I both believe in something delusional with zero real evidence, much like me in her chat (only 3 messages returned in a week despite numerous attempts to connect by me)
And so the story continues...
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Good man
>I spammed the N word several times
based!