My resume is a just a full page picture of my giant, erect penis with my phone number at the bottom. Recruiters respect that kind of openness much more than any qualifications. Landed me my last three jobs as a heart surgeon, a preschool teacher and now an aerospace engineer.
If your dick ain't on your resume you're doing it wrong. You're welcome.
For applying to universities or applying to jobs? For university, it's usually good grades. For jobs it's usually experience and the piece of paper saying you went to university.
My resume is a just a full page picture of my giant, erect penis with my phone number at the bottom. Recruiters respect that kind of openness much more than any qualifications. Landed me my last three jobs as a heart surgeon, a preschool teacher and now an aerospace engineer.
If your dick ain't on your resume you're doing it wrong. You're welcome.
Edit: Boobs work equally as well.
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For applying to universities or applying to jobs? For university, it's usually good grades. For jobs it's usually experience and the piece of paper saying you went to university.
step 1: I don’t misspell “college”