'em

I miss the old Sharty, straight from the 'Go Sharty

Chop up the jaks Sharty, set on his Acks Sharty

I hate the new Sharty, the bad froot Sharty

The always jew Sharty, spaz for the views Sharty

I miss the NEET Sharty, talk about Sneed Sharty

I gotta to say at that time I'd like to see Sharty

See I invented Sharty, it wasn't any Shartys

And now I look and look around and there's so many

Slopjaks

I used to love Sharty, I used to love Sharty

I even had the soyboy memes, I thought I was Sharty

What if an oldCHAD made a song about oldCHADs

Called "I Miss The Old Sharty, " man that would be so old Sharty

That's all it was Sharty, we still love Sharty

And I love you like oldCHADs love oldCHADs