A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we have no bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we haven't got any bread!"

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any bread, and if you ask me again and I'll nail your dang beak to the bar you irritating dang duck!"

Duck says: "Got any nails?"

Barman says: "No"

Duck says: "Got any bread?

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[–] AnneBoonchy 7 points

It kinda reminds me of the "duck walked up to the lemonade stand" song from 2014

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[–] Gaystation 5 points
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[–] Quack 1 point

Quack

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[–] Gaystation 1 point

Should have seen that coming

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