why am i not married, and why dont i have 4 kids yet, wheres my millions, wheres my suger daddys, why am i not a top selling author yet.

an even easyer way than ymous's idea.

kidnap jeff Bezos

My condolences.

Becoming a billionaire is simple, just follow these two easy steps:

1) Get a job that pays one million per month.

2) Work for one thousand months.

Alternatively, if currency is not the issue here, you can take about 50 thousand US dollars and exchange that for just slightly more than 1 billion Laotian kip (or any other currency with funny exchange rates).