Uhh, so I was born with handsome princely looks.
My dad is cool af and supported me through all my sports growing up.
My mom made me pb&j's growing up and always drove me to and from practice.
I made good grades in high school because my dad said I could do whatever I wanted as long as I got straight A's.
Me and my brother were super into cars so I chose an engineering discipline in college.
It broke my fucking brain dealing with the grueling tests and classes but I graduated with a normie 3.3 GPA.
Now I live on a lake and own two 90's model BMWs and have a qt blondie hole to pound.
And I love ur mom.
The end.
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