Uhh, so I was born with handsome princely looks.

My dad is cool af and supported me through all my sports growing up.

My mom made me pb&j's growing up and always drove me to and from practice.

I made good grades in high school because my dad said I could do whatever I wanted as long as I got straight A's.

Me and my brother were super into cars so I chose an engineering discipline in college.

It broke my fucking brain dealing with the grueling tests and classes but I graduated with a normie 3.3 GPA.

Now I live on a lake and own two 90's model BMWs and have a qt blondie hole to pound.

And I love ur mom.

The end.

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[–] Quack 1 point

brutal

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