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SorbianSwitzerland 1 point

STOP POSTING ABOUT baldur's gate 3! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord its fucking memes. I was in a server, right, and ALL the channels are just baldur's gate 3 stuff. I showed my DND campaign to my friend, and then I picked up the D20 dice and said "Hey bro, when the D20 is sus! HAHA! Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding DiDiDing!" I fucking looked at a trash can and I said "That's free loot!" I looked at my penis, I thought of the bear scene and I go "BEAR? MORE LIKE BEAR-SEX!" AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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SorbianSwitzerland 1 point

Blessed.

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SorbianSwitzerland 2 points

Who needs bread? I eat that shit whole grain.

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SorbianSwitzerland 1 point

I fucking love science

Can you even imagine (way back in the past when)

We thought that storms were caused by petty gods fighting on top of a mountain

And yeah

I like a good story

But eventually it's gunna bore me if it doesn't have that truth

That incontravertable, testable, repeatable proof!

I fucking love science!

And I love Charles Darwin

'Cuz I don't think it's bold to question what you're told if you're told that the world's a thousand years old

There's nothing here to argue against

It's a process not an ideology

And I fucking love science

Sometimes people ask me (of all of the centuries)

Which I'd pick to live life in

Well that's prety easy

Right now!

If you think objectively

If you like hot running water

And memory foam beds

And tv shows

And cell phones

And not being dead

You fucking love science!

And I fucking love Carl Sagan

'Cuz I think it's fly to look up at the sky and never, ever, ever stop wondering 'why?'

There's nothing here to argue against

It's a process not an ideology

And I fucking love science

Wooley Mamoth embrios

Vaccines for smallpox and pollio

Your TV set, the internet

Your PS4, supersonic jets

Exoplanets, galaxies, DNA, Germ Theroy, reletivity

Just take a sec to think about it

How screwed we would be without it!

(Drum Solo)

I fucking love science!

And I love Rosalind Franklin

'Cuz I wanna dye remembering why the truth is more important than winning a prize

There's nothing here to argue against

It's a process not an ideology

And I

Fuck

-King

Love

Science!

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SorbianSwitzerland 1 point

Most guys would take just about anybody so long they had the right genitalia. I don't know, mabye femcels exist, but I rarely see women alone, and if they were femcels how would I even meet up with them in the first place?

Guys put themself out there all the time, it just dosen't seem anybody wants 'em. So that's why i'm always confused by these types of questions. Guys want to date, they just don't get the opportunity to do it with somebody.

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SorbianSwitzerland 1 point

No shit, around albanians never relax. Something ain't right with them these days.

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SorbianSwitzerland 2 points

Is due to the drug trade mafia holding so much power over there.

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SorbianSwitzerland 1 point *

They still are working for a company that is actively making the Internet a worse, less private, and more censored place. I get not being mad at a postman for working in a shit company, or respecting the staff of a hotel. I can't though extend the same type of leniency to people who are on terms with FEDs on my shit list.

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SorbianSwitzerland 1 point

wasn't the og r/teenagers full of adults and groomers?

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SorbianSwitzerland 1 point

Check soundcloud for stuff like it: https://soundcloud.com/lizardboykyle/computer-kid-girldog-cover

The guy that made the cover got doxxed, would post the full story, but is also in the description of the Youtube version, and the link for me dosen't work. So find it on your own.

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SorbianSwitzerland 2 points TRIPS GET *

You must never had siblings in order to like that type of trash. Incest is a real dealbreaker for me.

My own fav games aren't too obscure, it would either have to be really new or just appealing to a really specific fetish.

I guess my choice is not that unknown, is just few games about Slime Girls get proper translation work. So i'll just go with Nursery Slime

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SorbianSwitzerland 1 point

I get stressed out by just being myself, having somebody else in the room grilling me for every minor flaw is pure torture. Privacy is a godsent above all else.

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SorbianSwitzerland 1 point

I would pay far more to just have basic privacy, it sucks living with parents or anybody else who will get on your case for shit you wanna do. I don't feel at peace during the day or night, since all I do has to take in to consideration what others expect of me.

Can't talk with friends online, since i'm too loud. Can't make my own food, without having to consider their plans for the day. Can't even use certain rooms if they decide to occupy the space first.

If it weren't for your supposed age, I would say gtfo as early as possible. Is hell living with people who can't even leave one alone when you beg them. I often crash at somebody else place or just don't stay at home due to this shit.

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SorbianSwitzerland 1 point

Again, who will buy if nobody is on the site to sell too? Even nsfw artist still use twitter, since it least it has a active userbase. We are too small for that.

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During vaccation only about 5 hours at most. Now with endless time to burn, it can be from when I wake up till I go to bed. So is hard to keep track. I think i'll call it early tonight, and try to workout at the gym or something tomorrow.

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SorbianSwitzerland 1 point

The highlight of this day was making rice and getting complimented for it. I'm not jaded by watching garbage, i'm watching garbage due to being jaded.

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True, the only the reason the rest use the karma system is to avoid getting booted off the front page by a single deticated hater. If Cicero really wants people to use the site, he should incentivise posting and discussion above karma hoarding. Nobody has even enough karam the join the content creator program, and besides without a big userbase no original content will be created in the first place.

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SorbianSwitzerland 1 point

I should post the best video on that exakt thing.

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SorbianSwitzerland 1 point

Like a screen will keep your face from breaking the deal, lmao.

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SorbianSwitzerland 1 point

Computer Kid runs laps on this song. The vocal distortion on this one just dosen't do it for me tbh.

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SorbianSwitzerland 1 point

I can't say I understand why. Mabye they just find them cute and want more content from them? Is just so hard to get in the head of the simp, when there is so much to choose from on the Internet, yet they get transfixed on a random person online.

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SorbianSwitzerland 2 points

I listen to instrumental music the most. My current fav artist name is Edward Ikor https://www.youtube.com/@EdwardIkorMusic.

If you want to find more of the stuff I listen to check out videos for sovietwave, which uses the same sort of themes i've explored over the years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ya3XufguZMY

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SorbianSwitzerland 2 points

Is so over for you my guy, I started dooming at 12 when I became self aware of my autism and deviancy. Come on bro, no way you got this jaded this early...

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SorbianSwitzerland 2 points

zoomie zoom, zoom. I'm only 19 years old.

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