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LOL you think this place is big enough for filtering 🤣🤣🤣

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why does Establishment Conservative look like Noam Chomsky

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anybody got source on the girl in the pic???

wanna know her name for... you know... science LMFAO0O0O

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POV: U PULL UP BEHIND ME IN TRAFFIC WHILE I'M BLASTING ROB ZOMBIE

DO I LOOK RELIGIOUS TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Reddit won't be able to save itself. It's le atheist gentlesirs addicted to posing as PhD's on the platform who will return to get their fix of anonymous ego boosting.

I didn't start using Reddit until grad school in 2012 but it took me about a day of looking at the comments to realize what was going on. It's 20something dudes larping as PhD's on an anonymous social news site. 99.99% of comments trying to make some kind of scientific claim or any other claim that would normally require heavy citation back-up in any academic environment has no sources or anything to back it up.

Then just visiting the subreddits related to things I'd consider myself an expert on and seeing the bullshit info littering the comments made me realize it's a... le circlejerk. And le 20something dudes love to le jerk it.

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♫♬ JINGLE BELLS, REDDIT SMELLS ♫♬

♫♬ TWITTER LAID AN EGG!!! ♫♬

♫♬ FACEBOOK IS THE WORST OF ALL! ♫♬

♫♬ MAINCHAIN ALL THE WAAAYYY!!!!! ♫♬

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♫♬ WEEE ARE THE CHAMPIONS, MY FRIEEENNND ♫♬

♫♬ DUN DUNNN! ♫♬

♫♬ AND WEEE'LL KEEP ON FIGHTING, TILL THE EEENNND! ♫♬

Come on Mainbros and Mainhoes! Song thread time!

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It's too new. But I hope it doesn't end up like Reddit.

> I literally came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, 11/10 with rice, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. You are now banned from /r/pyongyang What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. Jet fuel can't melt dank memes, that stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Fuck Jenny. Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. /r/dadjokes. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle.

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It was a joke, you would have recognized that if you had social skills and had watched the video.

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That's not a day of the week, ho.

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It was a joke, you would have recognized that if you had social skills and had watched the video.

But it's something I learned from my statistics professor in college. An example of how statistics can be twisted to fit a narrative. Since Central European chocolate consuming countries also coincidentally produced many Nobel prize winners, you can twist that to influence others.

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Did you know if you eat chocolate you have a higher chance of winning a Nobel peace prize?

It's true.

Most Nobel prize winners came from German speaking, chocolate engorging countries.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35Ulwur8brY&ab_channel=JSGordon212

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it is now cause you replied when I'm now FUCKING CUMMINNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

UNNNNNHHHHHHHHHHHH YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UGH!

God dude...

Fuck...

Yes...

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lets see what u look like!

*punches the wall*

LETS SEE WHAT U LOOK LIKE!!

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no but the hilarious part is I left like 20 minutes later because a thunderstorm was coming in and the way those slow blubbery families came in I know it took them like 30 minutes to then gather all their gear and leave and they definitely got dunked on

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FUCK COMCAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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WE'RE GONNA FUCKING LOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'M STILL CHEERING FOR THE UNDERDOGS!!!!!!!!!!!

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Bought a bunch of random house stuff I've been putting off. Light bulbs for random light fixtures, tools and supplies that randomly went missing, new shower curtains and stuff.

Mainly stuff that would make my wife happy so I can take her to pound town later.

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AGONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG............................................

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*you hear a squeaking noise in the distance*

*you get up to investigate*

*you follow the sound to my office*

*you peer into the doorway and notice me bouncing up and down on a dildo in my computer chair*

*you notice a picture of Rachel Sweet full screen on my monitor*

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damn dude that guy is skinny af

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