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ANGUSPOUNDER 1 point

is it the python between your legs???

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*runs up to you with huge grin on my face like :D*

*violently slaps you across the face :D*

*turns you around and begins furiously dry humping you :D*

OHHHH FUCK YEAH BABY!!!!

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ANGUSPOUNDER 2 points

it's not night time unless you're euro trash

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πŸ–•

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πŸ–•

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πŸ–•

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It's not necessarily unsettling, and I have no evidence to back this up, but:

I believe the reason why dogs and cats are not eaten as food is because their value in finding and protecting food outweighed their value as actual food to our ancestors. Dogs can help us hunt. Cats can get rid of vermin in our food stores.

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Marsha May

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(β•―Β°β–‘Β°)β•―οΈ΅ ┻━┻

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no it's true I can prove it

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SHOW UR FACE YOU ANON PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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because I'm currently jacking off.......................

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I'm 68 years old

😎😎😎

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what about... Debbie Does Dallas...

???????????????

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Vending machines need to be in order more than they are... tsk tsk, it's a growing problem.

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I'm horny and dumb πŸ˜”

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dude stop caring about it and go to /s/greentext, we're in /s/random

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ur mom's silicon boobs are falling too πŸ˜”

hopefully she redoes her boob job for me πŸ˜”

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what for

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Manufacturing Engineer. I love the work, it's interesting and I get to solve problems all day but the deadlines coming from upper management are crushing me and I'm starting to become jaded about that aspect. But since I recognize it I'm able to keep it in check.

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I gave you an updingus

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Can-AIDS-ians...

They all have fucking AIDS...

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Ummm yeah... *sips Soylent lattΓ©* No...

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What exactly do you have in mind when you say "protests"? You mean raids?

Maybe we should all take off all our clothes, scramble into a big pile, and start gettin gay with each other: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVEpI_-jDE8&ab_channel=Alan55

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Because no one here is original.

BUT if you want to, DO IT AT /s/shitpostdungeon !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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