Lookin for a little cock action over here... Mmmk? Gonna need a kind Mainbro to slam his fat fucking cock into my tight little twink fart hole and rip it in and out... Mmmk???
I literally came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, 11/10 with rice, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. You are now banned from /r/pyongyang What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. Jet fuel can't melt dank memes, that stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Fuck Jenny. Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. /r/dadjokes. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle.
*runs up to you with huge grin on my face*
*you look at me puzzled*
FUCK YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *I scream super loud*
*I rip my pants down and begin furiously masturbating*
I've pumped my wang so many times it's nudged the Earth's spin.
How bout you do me instead... hehehe *winks slyly at you*
*turns around and presents hole*
Hmmm??????????????????
I want to have a sexual relationship with a hot hot seductive zombie..............
Did you know that you're a homo sapiens?
haha magna carta more like magna farta am I right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
> Nigerians
What the fuck did you just call me????????????????
Penthouse............................
Real Penis/Cock. Much better than Console. Consoles might have vibrators but nothing beats the real thing.
I got banned from kbin within 20 minutes because all my comments were about gay sex.
Do you need more users that do things like this...
*drops my pants and turns around and spreads my monstrosity of my ass*
*turns and gazes into your eyes while puckering my asshole*
Is this what you want bb???
Want you to come and burst into my house and pin me down and use me like the little cockwhore slut that I am...
I wanna slip it in...
Take an electric wizz on me…
DUDE I WANNA SEE UR FUCKING COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Automate your bowel movements and then use my mouth as your toilet.........................................
nude fucking breasts...
hey can I tell you something
hey sorb dorb
can you shove that fat cock into my mouth please?
Wanna be humped by a fuckin hot hott bitch...
able-bodied bitch...
The yeast he used came from your mom's vadge.
Hey uhh, Mainchan...? Mainbros...?
Lookin for a little cock action over here... Mmmk? Gonna need a kind Mainbro to slam his fat fucking cock into my tight little twink fart hole and rip it in and out... Mmmk???
Thanks a bunch Mainchan!
I literally came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, 11/10 with rice, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. You are now banned from /r/pyongyang What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. Jet fuel can't melt dank memes, that stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Fuck Jenny. Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. /r/dadjokes. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle.
How many posts do you need to filter when there are 10 posts a day?