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ANGUSPOUNDER 2 points

Sick pic.

I've already been camping a few times this summer.

Were you at least hammered the hole time? Can't be a good camping trip unless hammered the hole time.

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And congrats to the Angus Pounder for #15 with 69 points... LMFAO0O0O0O0

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yeah I'm usually down to harpoon some whales if I'm drunk enough

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♫ ♬ WEEE DIDNT START THE FIRE! ♫ ♬

♫ ♬ IT WAS ALWAYS BURNIN SINCE THE WORLDS BEEN TURNIN! ♫ ♬

COME ON MAINCHIN! SONG THREAD TIME!!! DONT LET ME DOWN!!! LETS DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Would be cool if you added your cock to the hottest twinks ass... with a date consisting of dinner, movie, and an ass pounding...

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ur mom's a zambian psychadelic whore..........................

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hey /u/freeBread ...

uhhh... yeaaahhh... is that a cock I see dangling betwixt ur legs?

mmmk /u/freeBread, gonna need you to slam it into my ass mmmk?

do u understand me yes or no? need ur cock... immediately now mr. man...

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Currently leaking a SBD out my ass at work. Seeping the gas outta my ass... #SeepGameStrong

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Anarchy chess is where I bend over, touch my toes, then spread my monstrosity of an ass, open up my butthole over and over (puckering) and then blow a major fart in your face...

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I got a mouth hug on my dick from ur mom last night

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I liked the ones where Jim Davis was clearly on some kind of psychadelic

https://www.gocomics.com/comics/lists/1720856/garfield-loneliness-denial-weird-storyline-1989?page=2

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I would rather you pack the shit into me with your rock hard cock (in Minecraft)

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My favorite was Dropping Acid and Hanging Out on the Roof of my Apartment Building

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Like an old beat up golf bag

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Unnnhhhh… daddy… I love when you treat me like garbage like that… mmmm….

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*spreads cheeks*

Ur welcome in here too!

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If you want serious discussions about pounding my tight twink fart hole then you can find that at /s/shitpostdungeon

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LOL that’s a winner right there

But if this had actually happened, the real wtf moment is when she threw it on his lap

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up my hairy hole as I smuggle it into Cuba

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that's the whole point/benefit of communism though, I don't know why any westerner wouldn't want to keep China communist, that would stop them from glorifying labor

they can't keep up with our capitalist pace, and they take pride in being a working class, their purpose is to work for us

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Unnnhhhhhh…….. yeaaahhhhhhh

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Anyone with a brain and a life knew it wouldn’t do anything.

But it was a great way to point out how delusional and self righteous Redditors can be.

WE’RE GONNA SHOW THE FUCKING ASSHOLES IN CHARGE THAT WE. MEAN. BUSINESS!

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I’m not interested. Thanks for welcoming me to this lovely, cozy space you have here.

*drops pants*

*squats down*

*opens newspaper*

*loaf of dung emerges from rectal region*

*plops onto the floor with a clear Slap! sound*

*sighs in relief*

*turns to next page in newspaper*

*mutters something about stock market and being down a number of points*

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Hey idiot boy.

My dad bought me a car and a yacht for my birthday.

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THEN ASK UR MOM TO BUY YOU A BIGGER LAPTOP LMFAO MY PARENTS ARE RICH SO I DONT HAVE THAT PROBLEM

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