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ymous 2 points

Here me out

>get a fake pilot certificate

>get employed to fly a plane

>"Hey tower, I just forgot everything from flight school. I need info on how to land this thing. Just this one time I promise."

>land plane multiple times by getting instructions from somebody else over the radio

>become proficient

>profit

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ymous 2 points

Not to offend any security researcher, but me and my friends from the interwebz have discovered this the very nanosecond that recall was announced.

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ymous 2 points

None that I'm aware of. If it was created, it would probably have overthrown Windows already.

What you're asking for is an operating system that can rival Windows and Mac in terms of usability but is also not developed by a big corporation. But you have to understand that the very reason why Windows and Mac are so usable, is that they're developed by a big corporation.

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I'd argue that FreeBSD is the next in line after Linux. I never used Haiku so I don't know much about it, but I assume that FreeBSD has much better hardware support due to how it's more popular than Haiku.

>I'd say just go with the user friendliest version of Linux out there for the least amount of headaches

Agreed. That's the way to go.

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I think that we're all different and what works for one person may or may not work for another. I've spent a fuckton of time programming "for fun" and all I have now is a bunch of unfinished bullshitware projects. I did gain experience with various different technology in the process, which is a good thing, however I don't feel very good about it. I just feel like I have been stacking up knowledge while being too unmotivated to apply it to anything real. I think that having a sense of self fulfillment while working on something is as important as having fun for me.

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ymous 2 points

Female metal musicians that don't dress up like prostitutes? What a rare sighting.

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the event of tomorrow is on par with stuff like the moon landing and the invention of sliced bread and he doesn't know

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Soulful urban/industrial background.

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oh cool you're back

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ymous 2 points

It's a term that Anne and Rain use to gain a sense of identity around here. By using words that only they can understand, they are thus excluding the rest of the mainchan gang from their culture and at the same time, strengthening the inner bonds within their Newzealandish Mainchaners subsubculture.

It's the same thing as when I scream SKIBIDI RIZZ GYATT at the top of my lungs after an elderly man thanks me for showing him the directions to the nearest public restroom at the airport. It's just a way that we humans establish a sense of identity and belonging to a specific culture.

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ymous 2 points

It is never safe to sleep. It doesn't matter whether you painted your room or not. Bed monsters are immune to paint. They are able to endure harsh conditions for months while remaining perfectly hidden from your sight, waiting for you to fall asleep. Once you do fall asleep, they will crawl out of their hiding spots and impregnate you with their offspring. Both male and female human beings are vulnerable to this. The bed monster's form of reproduction is quite peculiar. They rely on other mammals to bear their children. After locating a suitable carrier, the bed monster will detach a part of himself and implant it into your body either through your mouth or your anus. The detached part will attach itself somewhere within your digestive system such that it could feed on the nutrients that you consume. This part will then evolve into a new bed monster. The growth period can take anywhere from a couple weeks to a year. Once the new bed monster has fully matured, it shall leave your body in a similar manner to which it has entered.

Nobody is ever safe from this. Bed monsters are poorly studied and whenever such studies are to be conducted, the budget is usually close to nonexistent. The world government understands that it has little power over the bed monster population and thus it chooses to ignore them. It is up to us to defend ourselves from this horrible act of satan that has been raping our civilization for centuries.

It is suggested that you sleep in a group and take turns monitoring each other throughout the night. Bed monsters are extremely shy and will flee as soon as they realize that they have been spotted. If you see one, try to scare it away by shouting or shining light at it. The chances of a bed monster attacking you are pretty low, but it is suggested that you stay away from it's reach as much as possible.

Help spread awareness by sharing this knowledge with your loved ones and for god's sake, stop pretending like volatile organic compounds from paint are a more serious issue!

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ymous 2 points

I got introduced to relationship of command some three or four years ago. I have since listened to the whole album numerous times and have attempted to learn the lyrics of every song.

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ymous 2 points

selfie with kangaroo or this didn't happen

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ymous 2 points

Who are you trying to fool? I know a penguin when I see one.

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ymous 2 points

Wasn't Daron the founder of Scars on Broadway?

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ymous 2 points

Why do you have to get your cats shutdown?

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ymous 2 points

You're right. Fuck politics. CYBER ANARCHY LETS FUCKING GO GUYS.

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ymous 2 points

yo wtf is this lmao

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ymous 2 points

True. These are the two funniest users around. Mainchan would crumble down to nonexistence if it wasn't for them. (just my humble opinion)

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The second image with the badge looks really cool btw. I was gonna ask how you made it but then I noticed the smudged letters so I'm guessing you used AI.

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ymous 2 points

It is absolutely terrible what those people have done to you. Mods should never be able to terrorize anyone like that. I'm so glad that you decided to share your story on Mainchan. You will be safe here with us. Once the cyber anarchist party takes over Mainchan, we will eliminate all the mods and build a truly free world.

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