Did he leave any presents at least? Or just took the cookies and left?
Because, this guy, I swear...
There was this one time he parked his sleigh right in front of my driveway, even though it clearly says DO NOT PARK ANY VEHICLES in big ass fucking letters. It just so happened that I needed to leave the house at that time. Long story short, I didn't expect to have a sleigh parked on my driveway. Some reindeer got injured and insurance got involved. And somehow it turned out to be my fault. And I'm telling him, your insurance company is literally called "claus insurance". Are you sure you guys aren't affiliated? But this dude just kept telling me he got 1.5 billion other houses to attend in the next couple minutes, so he can't spend another nanosecond arguing with me over "arbitrary details". Like, come on, you got a fuckton of elves working for you. Just get them to do your job. What do you even pay them for? But no. "Muh christmas spirit", "Santa gotta place the gifts himself", etc, etc.
Did he leave any presents at least? Or just took the cookies and left?
Because, this guy, I swear...
There was this one time he parked his sleigh right in front of my driveway, even though it clearly says DO NOT PARK ANY VEHICLES in big ass fucking letters. It just so happened that I needed to leave the house at that time. Long story short, I didn't expect to have a sleigh parked on my driveway. Some reindeer got injured and insurance got involved. And somehow it turned out to be my fault. And I'm telling him, your insurance company is literally called "claus insurance". Are you sure you guys aren't affiliated? But this dude just kept telling me he got 1.5 billion other houses to attend in the next couple minutes, so he can't spend another nanosecond arguing with me over "arbitrary details". Like, come on, you got a fuckton of elves working for you. Just get them to do your job. What do you even pay them for? But no. "Muh christmas spirit", "Santa gotta place the gifts himself", etc, etc.
I like Think complexity. Maybe I'll actually get to using this textbook one day.
Damn.