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Kabo
s/pixelland2 · Posted by ymous 2 months ago
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lacoste
s/memes · Posted by ymous 1 month ago
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chicken coup
s/memes · Posted by ymous 2 weeks ago
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The Amateur | Official Trailer (youtu.be)
s/entertainment · Posted by ymous 2 weeks ago
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the gang
s/random · Posted by ymous 1 week ago
ymous 3 points

Did he leave any presents at least? Or just took the cookies and left?

Because, this guy, I swear...

There was this one time he parked his sleigh right in front of my driveway, even though it clearly says DO NOT PARK ANY VEHICLES in big ass fucking letters. It just so happened that I needed to leave the house at that time. Long story short, I didn't expect to have a sleigh parked on my driveway. Some reindeer got injured and insurance got involved. And somehow it turned out to be my fault. And I'm telling him, your insurance company is literally called "claus insurance". Are you sure you guys aren't affiliated? But this dude just kept telling me he got 1.5 billion other houses to attend in the next couple minutes, so he can't spend another nanosecond arguing with me over "arbitrary details". Like, come on, you got a fuckton of elves working for you. Just get them to do your job. What do you even pay them for? But no. "Muh christmas spirit", "Santa gotta place the gifts himself", etc, etc.

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ymous 3 points

I like Think complexity. Maybe I'll actually get to using this textbook one day.

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ymous 3 points

Damn.

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ymous 3 points

Yes, I am very excited about international Garfield day. I've marked the date with a neon green highlighter on my calendar and am counting down the days. Can't wait to participate in this great event. I've always wanted to become part of something bigger, more meaningful. I feel like international Garfield day will be my chance to bring the light into my life.

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ymous 4 points

Good for them I guess. Reddit will get more moneys and AI company will get more data.

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ymous 3 points

Can I have Anne's games? I'll pay 421 dollars. The only problem is that I don't use bitcoin (it's too mainstream). Will you accept 7/11 discount coupons instead?

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ymous 3 points
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ymous 3 points *

For some reason I get this eerie vibe from that site. It feels like everyone is a bot or perhaps every account is operated by a single person.

Maybe I'm wrong, idk. The user interactions on there just feel odd.

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ymous 4 points

There is no way you're getting me to follow your orders.

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ymous 3 points

I always wanted to grow up when I was a kid. I hated having to rely on my parents and being unable to make my own decisions.

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ymous 3 points

It's literally the top comment on almost every video. I just went through random music videos and it's always top. I find it weird.

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ymous 3 points

>monopoly

*sad bing noises*

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ymous 3 points

You right there, you will be responsible for designing the logo.

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ymous 3 points

We are so close to success. I can already feel the stacks and stacks of money falling all over us as we pop the champagne bottle sitting in a lambo surrounded by girls in bikinis.

 

All we have to do now is complete whatever that final step is after logo and name design. I'm gonna ask ChatGPT about that.

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ymous 3 points

ChudGPT is not with us on this one. He has no belief in our company's goals and values.

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ymous 4 points
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