Of course should the pantelegraph still not meet your debloating and optimization needs the goto fix is, obviously, telepathy. While it will necessitate giving your AI girlfriend the mecha-cortex upgrade (not cheap) to allow her to decode telepathic signaling the results can't be beaten.
...Unless you're a truly dedicated web developer in which case you can further optimize your site by engineering around the well known "flesh bottleneck" present in standard telepathy. This is an easy step that can be achieved in a variety of ways though most devs choose to employ a purpose-made guillotine to decapitate themselves thereby freeing the soul up to directly transmit your site to users without the costly overhead of sending out packets through brain matter and bone. The femtoseconds of download time one saves this way can significantly reduce your site's bounce rate while boosting user engagement.
I dig this song (why I posted it) but anyone who's a guitarist look at the tabs to this song for a hearty laugh. Pure low E string binary code 0-1 abuse all the way through except for the harmonics. Wish my old band knew we could get away with this back in the day. Aaah deathcore, never change.
Not even one of their best songs off Abominable I just love the bridge that starts at 2:38s into it. You almost never hear a Death Metal band bust out a melody like that especially one that lets the bass player carry the song for a while. First time I heard it I was stoned which made it even better.
So if you get a chance do yourself a favor, get stoned and listen to the Amagortis album Abominable, it's very very good.
As always extreme metal is music meant for good heaphones. If you're listening on tinny PC, laptop, or earbud speakers it'll probably sound terrible (think pigs being slaughtered to the sound of static over the banging of pots and pans).
Of course should the pantelegraph still not meet your debloating and optimization needs the goto fix is, obviously, telepathy. While it will necessitate giving your AI girlfriend the mecha-cortex upgrade (not cheap) to allow her to decode telepathic signaling the results can't be beaten.
...Unless you're a truly dedicated web developer in which case you can further optimize your site by engineering around the well known "flesh bottleneck" present in standard telepathy. This is an easy step that can be achieved in a variety of ways though most devs choose to employ a purpose-made guillotine to decapitate themselves thereby freeing the soul up to directly transmit your site to users without the costly overhead of sending out packets through brain matter and bone. The femtoseconds of download time one saves this way can significantly reduce your site's bounce rate while boosting user engagement.
I dig this song (why I posted it) but anyone who's a guitarist look at the tabs to this song for a hearty laugh. Pure low E string binary code 0-1 abuse all the way through except for the harmonics. Wish my old band knew we could get away with this back in the day. Aaah deathcore, never change.
The kinda music to bang your Elf girlfriend to after a long day of slaying orcs. 🤘
Not even one of their best songs off Abominable I just love the bridge that starts at 2:38s into it. You almost never hear a Death Metal band bust out a melody like that especially one that lets the bass player carry the song for a while. First time I heard it I was stoned which made it even better.
So if you get a chance do yourself a favor, get stoned and listen to the Amagortis album Abominable, it's very very good.
As always extreme metal is music meant for good heaphones. If you're listening on tinny PC, laptop, or earbud speakers it'll probably sound terrible (think pigs being slaughtered to the sound of static over the banging of pots and pans).
Admins saying it was a glitch. Kinda sus a glitch would somehow only effect the NSFW subs.
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