Imagine you are a typical Roman commoner and you enter the toilets one day to find them empty and a clean spot just for you. Just after relaxing and getting comfortable you hear a noise and your sphincter tenses. This guy walks in with an air of urgency, already pulling his tunic up over his gut, and to your annoyance he sets his ass down directly opposite you with a clear "slap" as his cheeks make contact with the moist stone. An air of annoyance washes over you at the sight of this fat cunt intruding on your rare moment of privacy, which he apparently picks up, locking eyes with you and giving you this death stare that seems to say "do you think I give a fuck you little shit". To your surprise he was already in the process of release and almost immediately he leans forward on his fat legs with their huge calves in an awkward squat as though he is about to pounce, air escapes the now severely strained and tense pile of meat and flab that is his corpulent body generating a perverse and unusually loud and lengthy animalistic growl. You detect something perverse about it all, something freudian and neurotic, as though this guy might be your father and this is the noise he made as he was seeding your mother's womb, the display of dominance taps into the darkest reaches of your subconscious making you feel as coy as a qt blonde germanic slave boy stripped for buyers at the market, come to think of it you remember this guy being among them that day. It almost starts to become unreal and terrifying until it stops to be replaced by the sound of semi-hard diarrhea dropping out of him and flopping onto the edge of the toilet. Then it is over, he breathes a very vivid sigh of relief and still lifting up his skirt waddles over to the cistern, giving you a friendly nod as he spreads his monstrosity of an ass and feels the water cleanse his punished anus. He mutters something about constipation and prune pudding, dries himself and leaves.
Although the best compliment I ever got was from a close friend who said "Dude you're like a real life Randy Marsh." And then our other friend with us was like "... Yeah he is actually."
Hopefully you don't mind it on your dick either hehehe... As you ramrod it in and out of my ass you will inevitably be wiping it all over the shaft of your rock hard cock...
No one asked.
Yeah ladies 馃槑
Don't you dare start posting nudes, ladies... 馃槑
Hehehe... 馃槑
I鈥檓 a coomer
I simp for milfs and dilfs exclusively though
That stovepipe hat was blown off his head when your mom fingered his asshole while sucking his jewels and he came ropes all over her face.
Imagine you are a typical Roman commoner and you enter the toilets one day to find them empty and a clean spot just for you. Just after relaxing and getting comfortable you hear a noise and your sphincter tenses. This guy walks in with an air of urgency, already pulling his tunic up over his gut, and to your annoyance he sets his ass down directly opposite you with a clear "slap" as his cheeks make contact with the moist stone. An air of annoyance washes over you at the sight of this fat cunt intruding on your rare moment of privacy, which he apparently picks up, locking eyes with you and giving you this death stare that seems to say "do you think I give a fuck you little shit". To your surprise he was already in the process of release and almost immediately he leans forward on his fat legs with their huge calves in an awkward squat as though he is about to pounce, air escapes the now severely strained and tense pile of meat and flab that is his corpulent body generating a perverse and unusually loud and lengthy animalistic growl. You detect something perverse about it all, something freudian and neurotic, as though this guy might be your father and this is the noise he made as he was seeding your mother's womb, the display of dominance taps into the darkest reaches of your subconscious making you feel as coy as a qt blonde germanic slave boy stripped for buyers at the market, come to think of it you remember this guy being among them that day. It almost starts to become unreal and terrifying until it stops to be replaced by the sound of semi-hard diarrhea dropping out of him and flopping onto the edge of the toilet. Then it is over, he breathes a very vivid sigh of relief and still lifting up his skirt waddles over to the cistern, giving you a friendly nod as he spreads his monstrosity of an ass and feels the water cleanse his punished anus. He mutters something about constipation and prune pudding, dries himself and leaves.
How would you feel?
ur mom's silicon boobs are falling too 馃様
hopefully she redoes her boob job for me 馃様
A stable person posted this.
Democracy is a form of Communism.
Just look at the Democratic People's Republic of Korea! It's in the name!
I'm the weirdo as a guy and as a girl.
Although the best compliment I ever got was from a close friend who said "Dude you're like a real life Randy Marsh." And then our other friend with us was like "... Yeah he is actually."
Yeah and?
The only thing significant about this meme is there's a Nazi flag behind the sunglasses. So we know what OP is on about.
/u/NecroSocial
What was that about this place being not a Neo-Nazi haven?
As soon as I claim the throne I'm taking over this place and making the entire website... My /s/shitpostdungeon ...
February 24, 2022
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Hopefully you don't mind it on your dick either hehehe... As you ramrod it in and out of my ass you will inevitably be wiping it all over the shaft of your rock hard cock...
FUCKING HUMP ME!!!!!!!!!!!
LATCH ONTO MY FUCKING HIPS AND THRUST YOUR FUCKING COCK IN MY ASS AND HUMP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!