Played a pretty good joke on my gf tonight 😎

She was like "oohhh yeaahh honey I'm horny I wanna eat your ass"

I was like "mmmm baby let me shower first and clean up, I had 'rea today"

She was like "mmmk don't take too long baby..."

Then after I cleaned my filthy hole with the detachable showerhead I came up with this great idea. I called out to her "hey babe! get ready now I'm really horny and wanna start right away but I just need to dry my hair!" -- "okay babe I'm ready for you hehe"

I have kingly hair and I blow-dry it so I did a quick once over with the blow dryer but then here comes my master plan... I took the nozzle and stuck it up my ass... giving myself an air enema if you will...

Then I bounded into the bedroom and cannonballed onto the bed ready to go and promptly told her "Have at it, babe!"

Then as soon as I felt her tongue teasing my hole I blew the biggest tuba sounding boofingest fart straight down her wide open throat LOL0LOL0LLLLLLL

I TURNED AROUND AND SHE HAD BEEN BLOWN ONTO THE FLOOR AND WAS GASPING FOR AIR WITH HER FACE COVERED IN DINGLEBERRY'S I HAD TO GIVE HER MOUTH TO MOUTH TO REVIVE HER!!!

LMFAO0O0O0O0O0O!!!!!!