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did you know that ur a homo sapien?

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Dude do you wanna get fuckin humped? Cause I'll hump you dude... I'll hump you hardcore all night long...

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Can I roundhouse you in the face?

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I WANNA BE JACKED OFF BY RACHEL SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Her name is Michelle Yeoh because that's what she yells when she's having an orgasm...

Actors often take stage names. This one took a suggestion from one of her early producers, when he was plowing her tight hole she screamed out "YEEEEOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!" and after he finished inside her filthy slit he rolled off her body, panting and sweating, he suggested using "Michelle Yeoh" as a stage name.

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Jared Leto is gonna bang everyone in the film. And then bang everyone in the theater in the 3D imax version...

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nice indeed

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what's wrong with the side of that Seana girls mouth, it's always crunched shut

maybe she needs a stud like me to stretch it out a little bit so it opens normally heheheh

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TL;DW

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Forgot to mention I took a dump on my boss' desk before I left at the end of the day.

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I'm down for whatever my body feels like doing. Thursday and Friday are always my most amped days, I'll bounce back.

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Mads

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I would love that...

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Yes you do

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Kill 50% of the websites posts 馃槑

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Want some cheese with that whine 馃槑

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Heheh, I can give em those genes hehhehheh...

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100% of your reason to comment 馃槑

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IT'S CAUSE UR MOM SEEMS TO BE GETTING SATISFIED BY SOMEONE ELSE LATELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The fuckonacci sequence is when I pound your mom with 1,123,581,321,345,589,144 thrusts over the course of the whole night and then pull out and blow my load while doing the helicopter dick so my ropes of cum make a spiral in the air before they land on your moms belly.

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For how much of a blubbery blob he is, Kim Jong Un's sister is fucking hot tho... kinda want her to breach my ass with a strap-on and whip the shit outta me...

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I haven't seen either yet. My girlfriend saw the barbie movie and said she went in thinking it was going to be a kids movie but then it turned out to be way beyond her expectations. Said she cried and laughed through the whole thing.

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