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ANGUSPOUNDER

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*you hear a squeaking noise in the distance*

*you get up to investigate*

*you follow the sound to my office*

*you peer into the doorway and notice me bouncing up and down on a dildo in my computer chair*

*you notice a picture of Rachel Sweet full screen on my monitor*

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damn dude that guy is skinny af

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is it the python between your legs???

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*runs up to you with huge grin on my face like :D*

*violently slaps you across the face :D*

*turns you around and begins furiously dry humping you :D*

OHHHH FUCK YEAH BABY!!!!

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it's not night time unless you're euro trash

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It's not necessarily unsettling, and I have no evidence to back this up, but:

I believe the reason why dogs and cats are not eaten as food is because their value in finding and protecting food outweighed their value as actual food to our ancestors. Dogs can help us hunt. Cats can get rid of vermin in our food stores.

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Marsha May

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(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

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no it's true I can prove it

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SHOW UR FACE YOU ANON PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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because I'm currently jacking off.......................

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I'm 68 years old

😎😎😎

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what about... Debbie Does Dallas...

???????????????

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Vending machines need to be in order more than they are... tsk tsk, it's a growing problem.

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I'm horny and dumb 😔

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