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ANGUSPOUNDER

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ANGUSPOUNDER 3 points

Unnnhhhh… daddy… I love when you treat me like garbage like that… mmmm….

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ANGUSPOUNDER 3 points

*spreads cheeks*

Ur welcome in here too!

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ANGUSPOUNDER 2 points

If you want serious discussions about pounding my tight twink fart hole then you can find that at /s/shitpostdungeon

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ANGUSPOUNDER 2 points

LOL that’s a winner right there

But if this had actually happened, the real wtf moment is when she threw it on his lap

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ANGUSPOUNDER 1 point

up my hairy hole as I smuggle it into Cuba

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that's the whole point/benefit of communism though, I don't know why any westerner wouldn't want to keep China communist, that would stop them from glorifying labor

they can't keep up with our capitalist pace, and they take pride in being a working class, their purpose is to work for us

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ANGUSPOUNDER 1 point

Unnnhhhhhh…….. yeaaahhhhhhh

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ANGUSPOUNDER 2 points

Anyone with a brain and a life knew it wouldn’t do anything.

But it was a great way to point out how delusional and self righteous Redditors can be.

WE’RE GONNA SHOW THE FUCKING ASSHOLES IN CHARGE THAT WE. MEAN. BUSINESS!

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ANGUSPOUNDER 2 points

I’m not interested. Thanks for welcoming me to this lovely, cozy space you have here.

*drops pants*

*squats down*

*opens newspaper*

*loaf of dung emerges from rectal region*

*plops onto the floor with a clear Slap! sound*

*sighs in relief*

*turns to next page in newspaper*

*mutters something about stock market and being down a number of points*

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ANGUSPOUNDER 1 point

Hey idiot boy.

My dad bought me a car and a yacht for my birthday.

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THEN ASK UR MOM TO BUY YOU A BIGGER LAPTOP LMFAO MY PARENTS ARE RICH SO I DONT HAVE THAT PROBLEM

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s/shitpostdungeon · Posted by ANGUSPOUNDER 1 year ago
ANGUSPOUNDER 1 point

*runs up to you with huge grin on my face*

*you look at me puzzled*

FUCK YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *I scream super loud*

*I rip my pants down and begin furiously masturbating*

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ANGUSPOUNDER 1 point

I've pumped my wang so many times it's nudged the Earth's spin.

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ANGUSPOUNDER 0 points

How bout you do me instead... hehehe *winks slyly at you*

*turns around and presents hole*

Hmmm??????????????????

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ANGUSPOUNDER 1 point

I want to have a sexual relationship with a hot hot seductive zombie..............

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ANGUSPOUNDER 1 point

Did you know that you're a homo sapiens?

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ANGUSPOUNDER 1 point

haha magna carta more like magna farta am I right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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ANGUSPOUNDER 2 points

> Nigerians

What the fuck did you just call me????????????????

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ANGUSPOUNDER 1 point

Penthouse............................

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Real Penis/Cock. Much better than Console. Consoles might have vibrators but nothing beats the real thing.

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