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Currently leaking a SBD out my ass at work. Seeping the gas outta my ass... #SeepGameStrong

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hey /u/freeBread ...

uhhh... yeaaahhh... is that a cock I see dangling betwixt ur legs?

mmmk /u/freeBread, gonna need you to slam it into my ass mmmk?

do u understand me yes or no? need ur cock... immediately now mr. man...

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Would be cool if you added your cock to the hottest twinks ass... with a date consisting of dinner, movie, and an ass pounding...

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And congrats to the Angus Pounder for #15 with 69 points... LMFAO0O0O0O0

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hehehe

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hehehe

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hehehe lurking tick-ridden dog

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post a mirror, I'm not logging in or creating an account in order to see that

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Who do these fine specimens belong to????????????????????????

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Zamn...

Who might this fine specimen be?????????????? Hehehehe...

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Does it cause suffering to others?

Then it's immoral.

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Hard agree.

Reddit was an online larping community for neckbearded 20somethings who wanted to roleplay having a PhD. I've said it before on here, what blows my mind is how 99% of Reddit comments that make some kind of scientific claim or other claim that would require sources or evidence in the real world, have no sources or evidence to back it up. Reddit bred pompousness because of its anonymity.

Also, no community should become this:

> Anne frankly, I did nazi that coming. I literally came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, 11/10 with rice, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. You are now banned from r/pyongyang What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. Jet fuel can't melt dank memes, that stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Fuck Jenny. Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. r/dadjokes. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle.

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Thumbnail looks like one of those shivering tweaker dongs.

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dogs*

Too used to typing "dong" because I'm always trying to slobber on a dong.

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I actually got into that for a while, but my muscles feeling too much like jelly the next day made me go back to the boomer style workout of mixing things up each day.

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tabarouette mec ;)

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What was the inspiration?

Was it this?

*Turns around and bends over and begins puckering my tight twink fart hole*

Hehehehe...

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That blubbery dork is winning the war I'm sure

🙄

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Stay under my western boot where you belong, commie.

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The verbiage of this comment is more Reddit than Reddit itself.

I feel like throwing up.

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r/terriblefacebookmemes

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My bunghole outbursted some Five Guys today.

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No.

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No but my wife has licked my balloon knot before.

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