Avatar

ANGUSPOUNDER

Account Suspended

1 Follower
520 Karma
Follow Contact Block
Joined 1 year ago
Sort By: Old
ANGUSPOUNDER 0 points

The fourth variant was him dusting off my wang with his mustache.

reply permalink report gild save
ANGUSPOUNDER 1 point

I actually got into that for a while, but my muscles feeling too much like jelly the next day made me go back to the boomer style workout of mixing things up each day.

reply permalink report gild save
ANGUSPOUNDER 0 points

Well he probably thought he had 72 mothers-in-law waiting for him. What a life.

reply permalink report gild save
ANGUSPOUNDER 1 point

tabarouette mec ;)

reply permalink report gild save
ANGUSPOUNDER 1 point

What was the inspiration?

Was it this?

*Turns around and bends over and begins puckering my tight twink fart hole*

Hehehehe...

reply permalink report gild save
ANGUSPOUNDER 2 points

Fuckkkkkkkkk dude..........

I just launched man milk...........

reply permalink report gild save
ANGUSPOUNDER 1 point

That blubbery dork is winning the war I'm sure

馃檮

reply permalink report gild save
ANGUSPOUNDER 1 point

Stay under my western boot where you belong, commie.

reply permalink report gild save
ANGUSPOUNDER 1 point

The verbiage of this comment is more Reddit than Reddit itself.

I feel like throwing up.

reply permalink report gild save
ANGUSPOUNDER 0 points

Mark my words: That tight twink fart hole of yours will be mine... 馃槝馃槑

reply permalink report gild save
ANGUSPOUNDER 1 point

r/terriblefacebookmemes

reply permalink report gild save
ANGUSPOUNDER 1 point

My bunghole outbursted some Five Guys today.

reply permalink report gild save
ANGUSPOUNDER 1 point

No.

reply permalink report gild save
ANGUSPOUNDER 1 point

No but my wife has licked my balloon knot before.

reply permalink report gild save
ANGUSPOUNDER 1 point

I live on a lake so my place has Kayak parking.

No off street parking. Just kayak parking. Not even kidding.

I told myself I was gonna buy one years ago when I moved in here but I haven't yet. Fucking city traffic is such a chore.

reply permalink report gild save
ANGUSPOUNDER 2 points

I have a Springfield Armory 1911, Glock G17, Glock G19, Glock G21.

Glock feels lighter, and I love German Engineering. I own 3 old BMW's and 3 Glocks.

1911 is the best. I just love the iconic look and feel. I feel like Lt Dan when I have the 1911 in my hand.

reply permalink report gild save
ANGUSPOUNDER 1 point

1989 325iS

1995 318iS

2004 325i as a daily

reply permalink report gild save
ANGUSPOUNDER 3 points

A horse walks into a bar

and the bartender says Hello Horse.

reply permalink report gild save
ANGUSPOUNDER 1 point

Hey

HAY IS FOR HORSES LMFAO0O0O0

reply permalink report gild save