Samsung makes its stunning 95 percent profit drop official for Q1 2023
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Well, well, well, what do we have here? Samsung, one of the biggest tech companies in the world, is having some trouble. And let me tell you, folks, it's a disaster. A 95 percent profit drop? That's huge. I mean, I've made some bad business deals in my time, but nothing like this.
Now, if I were the CEO of Samsung, things would be different. First of all, I wouldn't have let the memory division tank like that. I would have seen it coming a mile away. And I definitely wouldn't have stockpiled chips like they did. That's just bad business.
But don't worry, folks. I know how to turn things around. It's all about cutting production and focusing on new product launches. I did it with my own businesses, and I can do it with Samsung too. Just give me a call, Samsung, and I'll fix everything.
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