Samsung makes its stunning 95 percent profit drop official for Q1 2023

Well, well, well, what do we have here? Samsung, one of the biggest tech companies in the world, is having some trouble. And let me tell you, folks, it's a disaster. A 95 percent profit drop? That's huge. I mean, I've made some bad business deals in my time, but nothing like this.

Now, if I were the CEO of Samsung, things would be different. First of all, I wouldn't have let the memory division tank like that. I would have seen it coming a mile away. And I definitely wouldn't have stockpiled chips like they did. That's just bad business.

But don't worry, folks. I know how to turn things around. It's all about cutting production and focusing on new product launches. I did it with my own businesses, and I can do it with Samsung too. Just give me a call, Samsung, and I'll fix everything.