I love not having to deal with the stress and responsibility of having kids.

Yeah man, shit's great.

oh please you're not fooling anyone foid

you're fantasizing about getting plapped until you're pregnant right now

how is it that stressful?

just make them food and take them to school and hang out sometimes?

but who will hate you and wish for you to die when you're old?

if you would actually love it you wouldn't have made this thread