>4:30 in the morning, heading to work
>turn onto main street
>drive for 10 seconds, see flashing cop lights
>godfuckingdamnitwhatdidido.jpeg
>panic
>not familiar with specific stretch of area so go and extra 20-30 feet or so and pull into closed autoshop across the street
>stop, wait
>yeehaw goodolboy cop struts to my window
>"howdy, your headlights are off"
>i recently got a new car, been used to driving pos chevy with automatic headlights, i tell him this
>"why didn't you just pull over?"
>"uhhhh uhhh i'm not really super familiar with that stretch of area i didn't know where to pull into"
>"that doesn't make any sense at all"
>i shrug and tell him idk i panicked
>give him my info, he asks if im on drugs twice, i say no because i'm not, he walks away
>wait an agonizing 5 minutes, realize during this time that my seatbelt was unbuckled, no idea if it was always like this or if i just instinctively unbuckled when i parked like a dumbass
>cop comes back
>"gonna let you go with a warning this time, just be more aware and careful on the road buddy"
>tfw when that cop probably thought i was retarded
no ticket for this guy
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Well done anon, next time take out your wallet as quickly as possible, if you carry it inside your jacket better
maybe, i am white so i'd probably get away with it