People need to stop simping for females on the internet and giving them undeserved attention. Many popular sites and forums have turned into fucking shitholes because of the insane and unhealthy level of simping that occurs there. Before you follow or upvote a post from a female, please reflect on the decision:

-Is the post actually interesting? Or are you upvoting it because it induces romantic or sexual feelings?

-If the post is interesting, do you find yourself stalking the female’s profile and going through her other posts? If you find yourself disproportionately reading through female’s profiles more, then you might be a simp.

-Are you responding to posts by females more than posts by males?

-If you do respond to posts by females, do you have meaningful discussions with them? Or do you just try to make it seem like you aren’t trying to hit on them by posting a short gif or image on their posts, when in reality, you are trying to get their attention, even if it is in the form of a small comment?

STOP FUCKING SIMPING. I DONT WANT THIS PLACE TO TURN INTO ANOTHER VERSION OF REDDIT. MAINBROS, DO YOUR SACRED DUTY AND DOWNVOTE ALL SIMPS.

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Rain
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ANGUSPOUNDER

I’m a coomer

I simp for milfs and dilfs exclusively though

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Norzka

Very good life skills. I do very much like the name "MainBros".

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Quack

Thanks, mainbro

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gabe4linux

It is nice to by anonymous and be judged by content you share.

Compare to real live where your appearance makes a difference.

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Quack

Normies like to give useless advice online because they automatically assume that the person on the other side of the screen is at least decent in appearance. The fact that ugly people are capable of talking about their problems baffles normies.

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So much this. They talk about all the game THEY pull, without thinking on how much game other people are able to pull.

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Quack

They think their advice applies to everyone because it worked for them. They automatically equate frequent sex and attractiveness with moral righteousness and virginity and ugliness with weirdness and suspicion, and, as a consequence of this, think that there is something wrong with our personality.

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gabe4linux
TRIPS GET

You are right about women get way more attention than men online.

It would be the worst if some woman started to upload her pictures and get the most upvotes on Mainchan.

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ANGUSPOUNDER

Yeah ladies 😎

Don't you dare start posting nudes, ladies... 😎

Hehehe... 😎

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Quack

If you browse the front page of Reddit, you will, after a few minutes of scrolling, observe that a large number of top posts feature attractive women. I hope that I will never have to see similar patterns when going to the Mainchan home page.

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gabe4linux

What I also hate about Reddit is how brainless most upvoted posts are.

Often there are not worth reading text, just dump memes, pictures and baits.

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Quack

I see a lot of short videos and uninteresting content on Reddit. People tend to upvote things which are interesting in the first few seconds and ignore high-quality content that must be read through completely to be fully appreciated.

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some would call them "masterbaits".

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Quack

In a pornographic subchan, upvoting attractive women makes sense. However, in non-pornographic or non-romantic subchans where interesting discussions are expected to occur, simps ruin the upvoting system by upvoting women just for being women. I am not against upvoting women in general if they make an interesting post; the problem is that simps take their horniness to other subchans and disproportionately upvote attractive women.

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Anonymous 6601a402

I've deleted my original post. You've clearly made up your mind on this issue, logic be damned. I'd insult you back for calling me a simp but judging by your other posts you hate yourself so much that insulting you is rather pointless. Instead lets just say, may you live forever.

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Quack

TL;DR: Simp wants based forum site to be overrun with simps and porn, writes entire essay on why simping is good

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With some people you just have to wish that they are trolls. Can't bear the thought they are genuine.

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