I live in a city where unless you’re a multimillionaire, you rent.

I just upgraded. So my plan now is, since my condo company owners have to give me 24 hours notice before showing my place… Agree to “yeah 1pm the 7th works!”

Then drop a massive, beef-fed, mega-dump at like 12:20…

Don’t answer this post. I’m gonna do it.

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ANGUSPOUNDER

And why 12:20? I like to sit on the pot and back in my own glory before I begin wiping…

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ANGUSPOUNDER

bask* in my own glory hehehe 🤭

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