What do you think of the poetry and prose here?

I wrote this text to a friend earlier.

"I just tried reseting my instagram algorithm and it is serving me straight garbage now, slop feed from the mouths of the masses, frothing foam of the ganges river and mangy cattle-people chewing cud in silent protest of any thought"

He replied:

"Are you getting into writing? It's genuinely like reading another language"

It can't be that flowery or bizarre, can it?

I just like to be super expressive in a metaphorical manner.

This goes for the writing of me and the other people who write the short spiels on this quiet forum: Whenever you see a fellow mainchanner waxing poetic, do you care?