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can i have my foreskin back

Posted by Anonymous 7 hours ago Follow
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[–] Anonymous 7872fd03 1 point
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[–] Anonymous 1c28f88e 1 point

We needed it for stem research, goy.

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[–] Anonymous 86b1fefa 1 point

anon, I'm so sorry...

it was blended up and put in a $13,000 cream, which a celebrity slathered all their face in a desperate, terrified bid to stave off the inevitable death of their career

they didn't even use all of it, and it rotted away in the boudoir of their third-favourite mansion

I wish I were joking

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[–] Anonymous cd7f056b 1 point

no

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[–] Anonymous 477f430b 1 point

Sorry I accidentally ate it

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[–] Anonymous edd4f991 1 point

you wanna borrow mine for a while?

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[–] Anonymous 63cd4505 1 point

Did they put it on layaway?

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[–] Anonymous 88b5f5c5 1 point

sure, but it's probably in formaldehyde unless it's been sacrificed to moloch

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