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>Go to music festival

Posted by Anonymous 5 days ago
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>inb4 normie, 32 virgin

>Qt from Poland messages me

>We plan on camping together (with others)

>Eventually says she's doing arena only but will meet up

>Goes silent while there

>Literally bump into her and we say hi and stuff, even hug (heh, later losers~)

>She's acting kinda drunk though and hanging with some gigachads and a superstacy

>They're dancing drunkenly to Weezer going "Wooo" and shit

>I wander off and do my own thing

And that was my story! Pretty great, right?

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Anonymous c6d9775d

It would of went differently for you if you were a rich man north of richmond.

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Anonymous 266bb855

You're funny anon i'm sure you'll get your chance.

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Anonymous b3ef6398

Fumbled so hard. You could bagged a basic bitch for a night then dipped.

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Anonymous feb280bc

Becky is chad only sadly

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Anonymous b3ef6398

I've pulled bitches as a "brad". No excuses. Get your ass back out there and bag one.

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Anonymous 42ca9f95

I really like the undertone of chronic unfulfillment, the portrayal of life as a dull joke with no punchline. The protagonist strikes me as a vehicle for both stoic and cynical philosophy.

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