Did you guys forget my birthday again this year?

I know some of you will call me gay for this but I think women are pretty fucking hot

I never had a birthday party. literally not once.

one of my ex gfs demanded high-end sushi date on her birthdate and I paid for it but when my birthday came she asked "so what?" I wanted chocolate bars but she told me "you're already obese, fuck off" then the bitch dumped me a few weeks later

test

Except this one...

A mod just wiped out all the frog threads

Well, at least Xfinity remembered my birthday. They sent me a custom email thanking me for being a loyal customer. Super nice of them!

When was it?

Happy birthday, my best wishes and attention is all i got for you