I was on 4chan before some of you were born

>be anon

>feeling sad

>decide to go on Reddit

>sees post about Mainchan

>the "chan" suffix activates some pathways and starts to think about 4chan

>goes on Mainchan and decides to post an extremely interesting and thoughtful post about why he is great to boost his self-esteen

>writes

"I was on 4chan before some of you were born"

"and idk how to feel about that"

Someday I will be able to go on this site and brag to newfags about me being on Mainchan before they were born

Early twenty-zeros?

Do Not Cite the Deep Magic to Me, Witch

I was there before it was born

I was on the internet before your mom was born

started using 4chan in 05. Good times.

Newfag.