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>Adam and Eve have kids

Posted by Anonymous 8 hours ago Follow

>Brothers and sisters flood the world with their inbred spawns

>Merciful God kills everyone so Noah and his sons repopulate the world fucking each other's wives and their children inbreeding with each other

>Lot gets raped by his daughters and makes more inbred kids

>Abraham and his 100 yr old sister have an inbred kid, Isaac who married his female cousin, Rebecca, and have an inbred kid, Jacob, who also married his female cousins, Rachel and Leah, and have inbred kids.

Can inbreeding explain why they love their religion so dearly?

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[–] Anonymous 5a9544c8 1 point

Based Tolkien had god(s) create an entire population from scratch for diversity.

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