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[–] ymous 2 points

It is never safe to sleep. It doesn't matter whether you painted your room or not. Bed monsters are immune to paint. They are able to endure harsh conditions for months while remaining perfectly hidden from your sight, waiting for you to fall asleep. Once you do fall asleep, they will crawl out of their hiding spots and impregnate you with their offspring. Both male and female human beings are vulnerable to this. The bed monster's form of reproduction is quite peculiar. They rely on other mammals to bear their children. After locating a suitable carrier, the bed monster will detach a part of himself and implant it into your body either through your mouth or your anus. The detached part will attach itself somewhere within your digestive system such that it could feed on the nutrients that you consume. This part will then evolve into a new bed monster. The growth period can take anywhere from a couple weeks to a year. Once the new bed monster has fully matured, it shall leave your body in a similar manner to which it has entered.

Nobody is ever safe from this. Bed monsters are poorly studied and whenever such studies are to be conducted, the budget is usually close to nonexistent. The world government understands that it has little power over the bed monster population and thus it chooses to ignore them. It is up to us to defend ourselves from this horrible act of satan that has been raping our civilization for centuries.

It is suggested that you sleep in a group and take turns monitoring each other throughout the night. Bed monsters are extremely shy and will flee as soon as they realize that they have been spotted. If you see one, try to scare it away by shouting or shining light at it. The chances of a bed monster attacking you are pretty low, but it is suggested that you stay away from it's reach as much as possible.

Help spread awareness by sharing this knowledge with your loved ones and for god's sake, stop pretending like volatile organic compounds from paint are a more serious issue!

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