*Ice cream jingle sounds* What are you getting?

Goin' for the classic ice cream sandwich. If ice cream hasn't been a rarity in the last few weeks I might go for the fudge pop or chipwhich. Firecracker for Independence Day.

The fudge pop, definitely

The one with sprinkles was good, but why the fuck did it have disgusting shit inside.

Choco Taco. Or a fudge pop if I'm not that hungry.

Screwball because red.

Ice cream sandwich

never had one before, so i'll go with the choco taco

There's something wrong with American ice cream trucks