You gain control of any person's twitter account for a day. Which account do you take?

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[–] milktoast 5 points

Warren Buffet.

Purchase massive short position berkshire with all my savings.

Announce the death of warren.

Cash out by the end of the day.

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[–] ANGUSPOUNDER 2 points

lol yes

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[–] AlpineMan 1 point

fuck that i chose biden and we're going to war

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[–] ANGUSPOUNDER 2 points

Tom from Myspace if he has one

I don't do social media but it would be funny to post from his account weird foreboding social media shit like "I'm coming back..."

"I've just spoken with Mark... Soon..."

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[–] AnneBoonchy 2 points

elon musk

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[–] DM_ME_YOUR_NUDES 1 point

why elon

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[–] Anonymous c283a9b3 1 point

elon deez nuts!

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[–] Gokturks_are_furries 1 point

Does Xi Jinping have a twitter account?

if so, i'd use his to say some heinously racist stuff about Koreans and in particular Kim Jong-Un. Mostly i just want to see if i can start a war between best china and best korea and see which one would win.

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