i ask because you wouldn't be here otherwise kek

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Anonymous a882d17a

You mean socializing? 🤦

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Quack

Because I am still in high school and am

-5’1

-ethnic-looking

-socially inept

Guess I am on track to becoming a wizard, Mainbros.

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Anonymous cedf6d7e

I have and there's no point worrying about the age you do

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>he doesn't jealously guard his virginity until the age of 30 t obtain unparalleled wizard powers

NGMI

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milktoast
TRIPS GET

I'm a sorc, I was born with magical powers.

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Coolguy

i am a miner

i am a miner

here comes the miner

and that's when it came to me, suddenly

amazingly

i am a miner

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Anonymous a882d17a

I have lost my virginity lol

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milktoast

prove it

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Anonymous a882d17a

It was disappointing. Any virgin would do nothing but brag about how amazing it supposedly was.

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Mr_trololo

Because I'm a loner.

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Gaystation

but cicero has wifi

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ur mum won't let me hit

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snuzzers

yeah that's cool and all but what the heck are grits

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milktoast

these i guss????

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snuzzers

hits the gritty

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