You can pour a Pole Don Perignon or a good 18-year-old whiskey.
The Pole will drink it in a gulp and say that it is tart and kind of bland.
Give a Pole a truffle, and he'll say it's some sort of rotten garlic.
If you make a Pole a good espresso from a good, manual machine, from freshly ground beans of very good quality, he will tell you that this coffee is sour and tastes strange.
That's why I'm not surprised that 3/4 of you poor people are slandering HAWAIIAN.
I'm not surprised because I know you're just poor onions and a lifetime of pork chops made of meat for 7.99/kg.
You don't know life, your taste buds are burned out from fake pipes and shitty vodka.
You've never had the chance to experience the flavors.
At the sight of pizza with honey, you would probably jump and scream like those monkeys in the zoo. The composition of sweet and salty or sweet and sour is one of the best things you can consume.
A real explosion for sophisticated gourmets.
In civilized and developed Japan, when a daughter brings and introduces her chosen one to her parents, they perform a test.
They serve him Hawaiian. When a boy doesn't eat pizza or says he doesn't like it, you know he comes from a pathological family.
The test works with 100% accuracy and even the WHO and the UN have admitted that families where alcoholism, drug addiction and incest predominate always have an aversion to pizza with pineapple.
PS
I am from Poland.
I prefer pizza without pineapple.
Pasta above is not mine and was translated by Google Translate, hope is ok.
Nah
first pizza to ever eat
No. Just no.
You can pour a Pole Don Perignon or a good 18-year-old whiskey.
The Pole will drink it in a gulp and say that it is tart and kind of bland.
Give a Pole a truffle, and he'll say it's some sort of rotten garlic.
If you make a Pole a good espresso from a good, manual machine, from freshly ground beans of very good quality, he will tell you that this coffee is sour and tastes strange.
That's why I'm not surprised that 3/4 of you poor people are slandering HAWAIIAN.
I'm not surprised because I know you're just poor onions and a lifetime of pork chops made of meat for 7.99/kg.
You don't know life, your taste buds are burned out from fake pipes and shitty vodka.
You've never had the chance to experience the flavors.
At the sight of pizza with honey, you would probably jump and scream like those monkeys in the zoo. The composition of sweet and salty or sweet and sour is one of the best things you can consume.
A real explosion for sophisticated gourmets.
In civilized and developed Japan, when a daughter brings and introduces her chosen one to her parents, they perform a test.
They serve him Hawaiian. When a boy doesn't eat pizza or says he doesn't like it, you know he comes from a pathological family.
The test works with 100% accuracy and even the WHO and the UN have admitted that families where alcoholism, drug addiction and incest predominate always have an aversion to pizza with pineapple.
PS
I am from Poland.
I prefer pizza without pineapple.
Pasta above is not mine and was translated by Google Translate, hope is ok.
It is obviously a joke.
I love it, and I think people who don't are weirdos.
no