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ymous 5 points

I live in southeast asia (GMT+7). I'm not from here though.

Currently 2 hours in 2024. No signs of zombie apocalypse yet.

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ymous 5 points

Inspirational quote writer.

"When you're starving, remember that capitalists are starving even more."

*poorly photoshopped picture of Bill Gates begging for food at a hotdog stand*

"Didn't catch any fish today? Neither did Neil Armstrong when he stepped on the moon."

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Don't listen to the "don't listen to the 'cringe' guy". It is FORBIDDEN to like something that majority finds cringe. You WILL be judged and you WILL face the consequences. You shall suffer through the internet's wrath like a true man/woman/nonbinary. You shall accept every stone that hits your body and you shall not let out even the faintest weep. And most importantly, you shall NEVER, and let me repeat that with even greater stress, NEVER turn to the heavens for forgiveness. For the sins that you have committed are beyond the kindness of our lord to forgive.

And with that said, let the one who has never seen gay amogus furry porn cast the first stone.

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ymous 4 points

Wow. Such astonishing textures. Such brilliant colours. Clearly, the yellow was chosen to represent a flame. The red is either part of the flame or blood. I think it is blood. This is fire and blood, which is a combination commonly associated with war. In this painting, the artist expresses the terrors of war which they probably witnessed earlier in their life.

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ymous 4 points

I once witnessed a guy saving a waifu image on his phone. Apparently he had them all arranged in some kind of order because he was scrolling through his albums to find the right place to put this new image in. And as he was scrolling, there were hundreds, perhaps even thousands of images flashing on the screen. So I think your humble 136-image album isn't that bad compared to the massive collections that exist on other weebs' phones.

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ymous 5 points

Very nice. But have you seen Mainchan on a Nokia phone?

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ymous 3 points

Did he leave any presents at least? Or just took the cookies and left?

Because, this guy, I swear...

There was this one time he parked his sleigh right in front of my driveway, even though it clearly says DO NOT PARK ANY VEHICLES in big ass fucking letters. It just so happened that I needed to leave the house at that time. Long story short, I didn't expect to have a sleigh parked on my driveway. Some reindeer got injured and insurance got involved. And somehow it turned out to be my fault. And I'm telling him, your insurance company is literally called "claus insurance". Are you sure you guys aren't affiliated? But this dude just kept telling me he got 1.5 billion other houses to attend in the next couple minutes, so he can't spend another nanosecond arguing with me over "arbitrary details". Like, come on, you got a fuckton of elves working for you. Just get them to do your job. What do you even pay them for? But no. "Muh christmas spirit", "Santa gotta place the gifts himself", etc, etc.

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ymous 3 points

I like Think complexity. Maybe I'll actually get to using this textbook one day.

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ymous 3 points

Damn.

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ymous 3 points

Yes, I am very excited about international Garfield day. I've marked the date with a neon green highlighter on my calendar and am counting down the days. Can't wait to participate in this great event. I've always wanted to become part of something bigger, more meaningful. I feel like international Garfield day will be my chance to bring the light into my life.

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ymous 4 points

Good for them I guess. Reddit will get more moneys and AI company will get more data.

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ymous 3 points

Can I have Anne's games? I'll pay 421 dollars. The only problem is that I don't use bitcoin (it's too mainstream). Will you accept 7/11 discount coupons instead?

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ymous 3 points
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For some reason I get this eerie vibe from that site. It feels like everyone is a bot or perhaps every account is operated by a single person.

Maybe I'm wrong, idk. The user interactions on there just feel odd.

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ymous 4 points

There is no way you're getting me to follow your orders.

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ymous 3 points

I always wanted to grow up when I was a kid. I hated having to rely on my parents and being unable to make my own decisions.

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ymous 3 points

It's literally the top comment on almost every video. I just went through random music videos and it's always top. I find it weird.

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ymous 3 points

>monopoly

*sad bing noises*

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ymous 3 points

You right there, you will be responsible for designing the logo.

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ymous 3 points

We are so close to success. I can already feel the stacks and stacks of money falling all over us as we pop the champagne bottle sitting in a lambo surrounded by girls in bikinis.

 

All we have to do now is complete whatever that final step is after logo and name design. I'm gonna ask ChatGPT about that.

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ymous 3 points

ChudGPT is not with us on this one. He has no belief in our company's goals and values.

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ymous 4 points
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ymous 3 points

Modern UI does look crap, but I have gotten used to ignoring it. The less I bother about shit like round corners, the more time I have to post very funny images and videos on Mainchan.

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ymous 3 points

>UNFUNNY

But that's not true. Have you seen the stuff /u/ymous posts? I think it's absolutely hilarious. I spend so much time laughing my ass off whenever I see his posts.

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ymous 4 points

Why was this allowed to happen.

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