Anything that uses JS is intrinsically bloated and useless so get rid of that. People who say that JS is useful for having dynamic content and live updates on a webpage are ignorant and uneducated. All you're doing is essentially reinventing commercial television which is dumb because we all know that television is a propaganda machine that has no place on the modern web.
A webpage should be a simple HTML+CSS file. The header must contain a short paragraph stating the purpose of the webpage in a clear and concise manner. The author must also leave his/her IRC handle as well as the channel+server in which they could be found at the bottom of the page in case if anyone would want to contact them to give feedback about the webpage. The content of the page should be written in a standard font and the text should be stretching from the left-most side of the monitor all the way to the right-most side without any margin. This is the way to achieve maximum monitor utilization. If you're a real web developer, you'd know that all this can be achieved without CSS so go ahead and remove any CSS from your webpage to further debloat it. At the end of the day, nobody cares about your cute little styles and kinky background colours. The most important part of a webpage is the information that it presents, not some stupid eye candy.
If you want to go even further to optimize your site, you will realize that HTML is actually very bloated as well. A standard ASCII text file can be used to display information equally well (if not better) compared to HTML. Unicode is unnecessary because any foreign script can be latinized. At this point, you will also realize that having a whole ass HTTP server to serve a single text file is kind of dumb so the next thing you should do is uninstall all HTTP servers from your host. You can setup a script to continuously listen on some TCP port and transmit the text file whenever anyone connects. Some may argue that this will only allow a single user to view the text file at a time. This is true, but it's not like you have many users on your site anyways, right? Additionally, if anyone really needs the info from you and can't wait, then they can always phone you and request a mail to be sent with the print out of your webpage/text file (assuming your phone number is available in the user's phone book).
One last thing you can do to achieve the most out of your debloating operation is to remove your site from the internet completely. There is no point in having a wide audience all over the globe anymore. No one cares about the dumb shit that you say online. Nowadays, everything is about interacting with AI girlfriends which can be run locally thus making the internet useless.
There may still perhaps be a few people who respect you and want to hear what you have to say, so you can still connect to them by utilizing this amazing new technology called the "pantelegraph". With the pantelegraph, you can transmit scans of written and printed documents over standard telegraph lines. Just write whatever you want on a piece of paper, pass it through the pantelegraph, and then it will transmit the data over to the other end of the line where the document will be printed out. Make sure that all the people you want to connect to purchase a pantelegraph and that there is a functioning telegraph line between you and you're good to go.
I hope my little guide helped you gain some additional insights about website optimization. If you love what I write and would like to support me, please consider buying me a coffee (cappuccino, medium sweetness).
Don't listen to the "don't listen to the 'cringe' guy". It is FORBIDDEN to like something that majority finds cringe. You WILL be judged and you WILL face the consequences. You shall suffer through the internet's wrath like a true man/woman/nonbinary. You shall accept every stone that hits your body and you shall not let out even the faintest weep. And most importantly, you shall NEVER, and let me repeat that with even greater stress, NEVER turn to the heavens for forgiveness. For the sins that you have committed are beyond the kindness of our lord to forgive.
And with that said, let the one who has never seen gay amogus furry porn cast the first stone.
Wow. Such astonishing textures. Such brilliant colours. Clearly, the yellow was chosen to represent a flame. The red is either part of the flame or blood. I think it is blood. This is fire and blood, which is a combination commonly associated with war. In this painting, the artist expresses the terrors of war which they probably witnessed earlier in their life.
I once witnessed a guy saving a waifu image on his phone. Apparently he had them all arranged in some kind of order because he was scrolling through his albums to find the right place to put this new image in. And as he was scrolling, there were hundreds, perhaps even thousands of images flashing on the screen. So I think your humble 136-image album isn't that bad compared to the massive collections that exist on other weebs' phones.
Did he leave any presents at least? Or just took the cookies and left?
Because, this guy, I swear...
There was this one time he parked his sleigh right in front of my driveway, even though it clearly says DO NOT PARK ANY VEHICLES in big ass fucking letters. It just so happened that I needed to leave the house at that time. Long story short, I didn't expect to have a sleigh parked on my driveway. Some reindeer got injured and insurance got involved. And somehow it turned out to be my fault. And I'm telling him, your insurance company is literally called "claus insurance". Are you sure you guys aren't affiliated? But this dude just kept telling me he got 1.5 billion other houses to attend in the next couple minutes, so he can't spend another nanosecond arguing with me over "arbitrary details". Like, come on, you got a fuckton of elves working for you. Just get them to do your job. What do you even pay them for? But no. "Muh christmas spirit", "Santa gotta place the gifts himself", etc, etc.
Yes, I am very excited about international Garfield day. I've marked the date with a neon green highlighter on my calendar and am counting down the days. Can't wait to participate in this great event. I've always wanted to become part of something bigger, more meaningful. I feel like international Garfield day will be my chance to bring the light into my life.
Can I have Anne's games? I'll pay 421 dollars. The only problem is that I don't use bitcoin (it's too mainstream). Will you accept 7/11 discount coupons instead?
We are so close to success. I can already feel the stacks and stacks of money falling all over us as we pop the champagne bottle sitting in a lambo surrounded by girls in bikinis.
All we have to do now is complete whatever that final step is after logo and name design. I'm gonna ask ChatGPT about that.
Modern UI does look crap, but I have gotten used to ignoring it. The less I bother about shit like round corners, the more time I have to post very funny images and videos on Mainchan.
But that's not true. Have you seen the stuff /u/ymous posts? I think it's absolutely hilarious. I spend so much time laughing my ass off whenever I see his posts.
That's very easy. Just get rid of bloatware.
Anything that uses JS is intrinsically bloated and useless so get rid of that. People who say that JS is useful for having dynamic content and live updates on a webpage are ignorant and uneducated. All you're doing is essentially reinventing commercial television which is dumb because we all know that television is a propaganda machine that has no place on the modern web.
A webpage should be a simple HTML+CSS file. The header must contain a short paragraph stating the purpose of the webpage in a clear and concise manner. The author must also leave his/her IRC handle as well as the channel+server in which they could be found at the bottom of the page in case if anyone would want to contact them to give feedback about the webpage. The content of the page should be written in a standard font and the text should be stretching from the left-most side of the monitor all the way to the right-most side without any margin. This is the way to achieve maximum monitor utilization. If you're a real web developer, you'd know that all this can be achieved without CSS so go ahead and remove any CSS from your webpage to further debloat it. At the end of the day, nobody cares about your cute little styles and kinky background colours. The most important part of a webpage is the information that it presents, not some stupid eye candy.
If you want to go even further to optimize your site, you will realize that HTML is actually very bloated as well. A standard ASCII text file can be used to display information equally well (if not better) compared to HTML. Unicode is unnecessary because any foreign script can be latinized. At this point, you will also realize that having a whole ass HTTP server to serve a single text file is kind of dumb so the next thing you should do is uninstall all HTTP servers from your host. You can setup a script to continuously listen on some TCP port and transmit the text file whenever anyone connects. Some may argue that this will only allow a single user to view the text file at a time. This is true, but it's not like you have many users on your site anyways, right? Additionally, if anyone really needs the info from you and can't wait, then they can always phone you and request a mail to be sent with the print out of your webpage/text file (assuming your phone number is available in the user's phone book).
One last thing you can do to achieve the most out of your debloating operation is to remove your site from the internet completely. There is no point in having a wide audience all over the globe anymore. No one cares about the dumb shit that you say online. Nowadays, everything is about interacting with AI girlfriends which can be run locally thus making the internet useless.
There may still perhaps be a few people who respect you and want to hear what you have to say, so you can still connect to them by utilizing this amazing new technology called the "pantelegraph". With the pantelegraph, you can transmit scans of written and printed documents over standard telegraph lines. Just write whatever you want on a piece of paper, pass it through the pantelegraph, and then it will transmit the data over to the other end of the line where the document will be printed out. Make sure that all the people you want to connect to purchase a pantelegraph and that there is a functioning telegraph line between you and you're good to go.
I hope my little guide helped you gain some additional insights about website optimization. If you love what I write and would like to support me, please consider buying me a coffee (cappuccino, medium sweetness).
I live in southeast asia (GMT+7). I'm not from here though.
Currently 2 hours in 2024. No signs of zombie apocalypse yet.
Inspirational quote writer.
"When you're starving, remember that capitalists are starving even more."
*poorly photoshopped picture of Bill Gates begging for food at a hotdog stand*
"Didn't catch any fish today? Neither did Neil Armstrong when he stepped on the moon."
Don't listen to the "don't listen to the 'cringe' guy". It is FORBIDDEN to like something that majority finds cringe. You WILL be judged and you WILL face the consequences. You shall suffer through the internet's wrath like a true man/woman/nonbinary. You shall accept every stone that hits your body and you shall not let out even the faintest weep. And most importantly, you shall NEVER, and let me repeat that with even greater stress, NEVER turn to the heavens for forgiveness. For the sins that you have committed are beyond the kindness of our lord to forgive.
And with that said, let the one who has never seen gay amogus furry porn cast the first stone.
Wow. Such astonishing textures. Such brilliant colours. Clearly, the yellow was chosen to represent a flame. The red is either part of the flame or blood. I think it is blood. This is fire and blood, which is a combination commonly associated with war. In this painting, the artist expresses the terrors of war which they probably witnessed earlier in their life.
I once witnessed a guy saving a waifu image on his phone. Apparently he had them all arranged in some kind of order because he was scrolling through his albums to find the right place to put this new image in. And as he was scrolling, there were hundreds, perhaps even thousands of images flashing on the screen. So I think your humble 136-image album isn't that bad compared to the massive collections that exist on other weebs' phones.
Very nice. But have you seen Mainchan on a Nokia phone?
Did he leave any presents at least? Or just took the cookies and left?
Because, this guy, I swear...
There was this one time he parked his sleigh right in front of my driveway, even though it clearly says DO NOT PARK ANY VEHICLES in big ass fucking letters. It just so happened that I needed to leave the house at that time. Long story short, I didn't expect to have a sleigh parked on my driveway. Some reindeer got injured and insurance got involved. And somehow it turned out to be my fault. And I'm telling him, your insurance company is literally called "claus insurance". Are you sure you guys aren't affiliated? But this dude just kept telling me he got 1.5 billion other houses to attend in the next couple minutes, so he can't spend another nanosecond arguing with me over "arbitrary details". Like, come on, you got a fuckton of elves working for you. Just get them to do your job. What do you even pay them for? But no. "Muh christmas spirit", "Santa gotta place the gifts himself", etc, etc.
I like Think complexity. Maybe I'll actually get to using this textbook one day.
Damn.
Yes, I am very excited about international Garfield day. I've marked the date with a neon green highlighter on my calendar and am counting down the days. Can't wait to participate in this great event. I've always wanted to become part of something bigger, more meaningful. I feel like international Garfield day will be my chance to bring the light into my life.
Good for them I guess. Reddit will get more moneys and AI company will get more data.
Can I have Anne's games? I'll pay 421 dollars. The only problem is that I don't use bitcoin (it's too mainstream). Will you accept 7/11 discount coupons instead?
For some reason I get this eerie vibe from that site. It feels like everyone is a bot or perhaps every account is operated by a single person.
Maybe I'm wrong, idk. The user interactions on there just feel odd.
There is no way you're getting me to follow your orders.
I always wanted to grow up when I was a kid. I hated having to rely on my parents and being unable to make my own decisions.
It's literally the top comment on almost every video. I just went through random music videos and it's always top. I find it weird.
>monopoly
*sad bing noises*
You right there, you will be responsible for designing the logo.
We are so close to success. I can already feel the stacks and stacks of money falling all over us as we pop the champagne bottle sitting in a lambo surrounded by girls in bikinis.
All we have to do now is complete whatever that final step is after logo and name design. I'm gonna ask ChatGPT about that.
ChudGPT is not with us on this one. He has no belief in our company's goals and values.
Modern UI does look crap, but I have gotten used to ignoring it. The less I bother about shit like round corners, the more time I have to post very funny images and videos on Mainchan.
>UNFUNNY
But that's not true. Have you seen the stuff /u/ymous posts? I think it's absolutely hilarious. I spend so much time laughing my ass off whenever I see his posts.