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ymous 1 point

Forgot that technology doesn't allow NSFW.

Reposted to /s/random

https://mainchan.com/s/random/5561/Join-us-in-the-holy-mission-of-creating-a-sexbot-waifu

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ymous 1 point

I thought this was gonna be Meg Griffin. Peter Griffin's infamous daughter. But it turned out to be some anime thing. I am disappointed.

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ymous 1 point

Nice, fellow phoneposter.

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I am deeply inspired.

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Idk. It doesn't decode to anything readable. Someone in the comment section said that it's encrypted. There's also some info in the description.

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ymous 1 point

Nu-metal? Sounds nothing like nu-metal to me. Wikipedia says that they are melodic death metal.

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ymous 1 point

omg i cannot wait

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ymous 1 point

Wdym, it's 1 pm, I just woke up. Shall read after breakfast.

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ymous 1 point

They didn't. The knowledge was passed to our ancestors by a collapsing extraterrestrial civilization. All modern microprocessors are based on ideas preserved in the Claude Shannon papyrus, excavated near the great pyramid of Giza in the middle of the previous century.

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ymous 1 point

Not exactly the sound I was expecting to hear from someone named "deathbrain".

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ymous 1 point

I do that when I'm extremely bored. I also load random subreddits via r/random.

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What? No way. I thought this was impossible.

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ymous 1 point

Rain ain't posting so I gotta do this one. I couldn't let such a relevant day go unmentioned.

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ymous 1 point

I thought this was fake, but apparently it's legit. And according to wikipedia,

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Explosive_detection

->Detection tools

--->Honey bees

This proven system is not yet commercially available.

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ymous 1 point

>pretends like he didn't do that on purpose

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aaaaahhhhhhhhhhasdfghsjalkdkl!!!

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ymous 1 point

We're no strangers to love.

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ymous 1 point

I do not understand a single sentence that you have written, but I assume that this is something very important to you (or else why would you share it with us?), so enjoy my generous red arrow and my sincere approval of your posting, fellow mainbrother/sister.

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>Was disappointed in their follow up albums in comparison though

Which albums are you referring to? I thought that they broke up a year after releasing relationship of command. They reunited again around 2017 and released interalia, which in my opinion has a similar energy to relationship of command. After the breakup, some members went to form The Mars Volta whose songs might sound similar to something ATDI would release, so I fear that you might be confusing The Mars Volta with ATDI.

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ymous 1 point

Will you put on a maid dress to celebrate?

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I recommend taking the extraterrestrial exam on Venus. Since it has the longest day, you'll be given more time. Most folks choose to do theirs on Mars, but I think it's severely overhyped and also crowded.

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ymous 1 point

Paywalled subchans, when?

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I personally think that this would be a fun thing to do and a cool addition to the Mainchan lore, but since not many users responded, I guess people don't really care.

 

Regarding the voting, I am concerned that someone might make many accounts to manipulate the election. The president role won't be very serious so it won't be a big deal if someone manipulates the votes, but if a single user would continuously be president, then people would lose interest in the elections.

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