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me irl

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Tbh I don't really understand what he is talking about. Is he trying to convince people to buy a car from him and not from some other dude? Or is the speaker himself actually this Ralph Williams guy and he's just talking shit about himself as a joke?

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The real question is, did they really name a government department after a memecoin or was this just a coincidence?

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It is a little known fact, but Mainchan was initially founded as a community for speedcubing enthusiasts and most of the initial userbase just happened to be Arabic. We have already shifted our main focus to spoon collecting though, so the duckduckgo link you're seeing is kinda old.

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>Can a professional explain what's going on here?

Absolutely*. The items depicted in your photo are a form of cutlery known as memecutlery. They are quite extraordinary and therefore valuable as collectibles, but are actually of little practical use. It was believed that combining a spoon and a fork into a single utensil would improve dining efficiency but it turned out to just add more problems. The Foon is obviously the most problematic out of the two because it fails to serve as a proper fork due to having no pointy endings and also fails to serve as a spoon due to having such a small slurping volume. The Spork is actually a controversial topic because many believe it to be useable, but I once had a very traumatizing experience with it therefore I am not gonna support it's usage.

 

*I'm not strictly a professional, but I have invested a lot time into studying spoons so I personally believe that I am qualified enough to assist you.

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I wanted to get one but they sold out so quickly.

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I don't know man. It's not very nice. I'm not sure if I should be posting about this here. Might need a NSFL tag even. But fine, ok, I will tell you.

 

It was too long for a comment so I made a post.

https://mainchan.com/s/random/7599/The-Spork-Incident-or-Why-I-Dont-Use-Sporks-Anymore

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Your friend's behaviour reminds me of that one time when I was playing some team sport in a highschool PE class (I think it was volleyball) and then I made a mistake and everyone started shouting at me. I told them that I don't even care and left the court. Got dragged back in by the coach though.

 

I was told that people who like commenting on others' mistakes do so because they are insecure about themselves.

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Year that Plebbit will be replaced:

2020

2021

2022

2023

2024

2025

fr fr its gonna happen now guys

Mass migration off of plebbit any moment now. ANY MOMENT. In three...two...one...

no wait, again, three...two...

ok maybe that was a bit too early.

ANY MOMENT I SWEAR

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Those underground biohacking labs at it with their animal experiments again.

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Personally, I am more concerned about the consequences of allowing AI to replace our jobs than AI physically killing us. If we develope an AGI which would be able to do all our work for us, what would happen to humanity?

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People used to be obsessing over ambient soundtracks with rain and waterfall sounds or whatever, and now it's sounds of a chinese kid writing code in the background? Explain to me the point of this.

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Ah, I see. I thought you were watching this as some kind of ASMR or something. I heard some people like turning on the TV while they work cause that makes them feel like there are other people in the room and so they feel less lonely.

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Idk, try it.

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Zamn, it's fire.

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Another thing is vision deterioration.

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